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Didn’t the manufacturer have a shit ton of trouble with this stuff making customers sick?

Didn’t the manufacturer have a shit ton of trouble with this stuff making customers sick?

That’s my plan, though I’m pretty sure my tax return wouldn’t pay for anything like this anyway. My wife never has enough taxes taken out, which seems like not a bad thing, since it just means she gets paid more upfront instead of just getting that money later.

That’s my plan, though I’m pretty sure my tax return wouldn’t pay for anything like this anyway. My wife never has

Am I the only person who has a drying rack out 24/7, regardless of whether it’s being used or not?

Am I the only person who has a drying rack out 24/7, regardless of whether it’s being used or not?

My wife has Spina Bifida and is on the board for the local branch of the Spina Bifida Association (her parents were founding members of the branch) so we’ve seen a lot of different accessibility options. One of her friends has this awesome contraption that sits on top of her vehicle and looks like one of those big

Fuck that shit, I’ll step forward to give it a solid review. Had to use it three weeks ago to grab shit on a trip home that my wife and I forgot to pack for childbirth. That fucker held so much without a single issue. And then it folded up small enough that I could store it in my tiny little computer desk at home.

Fuck that shit, I’ll step forward to give it a solid review. Had to use it three weeks ago to grab shit on a trip

Fuck Carl’s Jr. and/or Hardee’s. It’ll probably be just as good as what a lot of places already have, like my school. And by good, I mean mind-numbingly shitty. All of our students get free breakfast and lunch daily, but adults who forget to pack lunch and for some reason want to dig into that cesspool are charged

Okay, the question about whether or not to buy three of everything when you have three kids reminded me of a story...

Maybe I’m just boring, and maybe moreso since I have a less-than-a-week-old daughter now, but this is why I’m happy I’ve never really been interested in these kinds of cars. I’ll forever take practical, cheaper cars. My 2012 Corolla may be boring as hell (and I’ve had students mock me for it multiple times) but in

...I just used my eyes the first time my wife and I had sex.

God, the number of salty, butthurt commenters in here is sad, all because of a silly headline. Me thinks a lot of people need to step back from the internet for a couple weeks and get a grip on life.

God, the number of salty, butthurt commenters in here is sad, all because of a silly headline. Me thinks a lot of

I’m conflicted. While it means my wife will be at least a little happier, it also means 5-6 hours a week of David Venable in my home again, and I’m not sure it’ll be okay for me to get drunk enough to tolerate his energy with a young daughter running around.

I’m conflicted. While it means my wife will be at least a little happier, it also means 5-6 hours a week of David

It works. She just sometimes needs to take a few extra minutes to browse Netflix. It’s actually led her to happily end up watching shows she would’ve never tried before that. Plus, if she remembers that we have Prime (I didn’t include that because I pretty much never use it for the free video anyhow) she could

It works. She just sometimes needs to take a few extra minutes to browse Netflix. It’s actually led her to happily

Okay, fine, here we go. Right now, I pay $35 a month for internet and $10 for Netflix, and I have a shit ton of content streaming all over my house through Plex, a lot of which I haven’t even gotten around to watching yet. For the same internet and the cheapest TV that TWC would give me, it would be $85 a month plus

Okay, fine, here we go. Right now, I pay $35 a month for internet and $10 for Netflix, and I have a shit ton of

I’m not gonna sit here and debate with people on the pros and cons of cord cutting. I do it, and it saves me a ton of money, even though my wife is sometimes cranky about it. If you don’t/can’t do it, great.

I’m not gonna sit here and debate with people on the pros and cons of cord cutting. I do it, and it saves me a ton

Kinda bullshit that the promo code only works with the black and red Micro USB. Would’ve been nice to get my wife the white one to replace the white OEM Samsung cable she’s got.

Kinda bullshit that the promo code only works with the black and red Micro USB. Would’ve been nice to get my wife

Also, beat this:

I’m enjoying the saltiness of all the haters. It’s like early fucking Christmas up in here. Though this page in particular loaded like shit. My computer may be a few years old and wasn’t top of the line when we got it, but damn this page did a number on it for a few minutes.

What if you live in NY and can no longer see your lawn?

What if you live in NY and can no longer see your lawn?

Your car battery really doesn’t last that long? I’m still running the original battery on my 2012 Corolla. The only time it ever needed anything was about two years ago when it needed a terminal cleaning, but never a full replacement.

Your car battery really doesn’t last that long? I’m still running the original battery on my 2012 Corolla. The

At least eggs are relatively cheap here (compared to some other foods) for their lack of protections. The night before Thanksgiving I hit the grocery store late (to avoid the crowds, naturally) to get stuff like eggs so I could make my wife pancakes the next day while she watched the parade. Ended up accidentally