“Our next caller is Andrew from Tennessee. What’s on your mind, Andrew?”

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

Songs that should never be played again, an incomplete list:

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

...most of all his parents for naming him Braxton.

So they were sent walking in Memphis by the officials, but do they really feel the way they feel?

It was Dannon yogurt.

Sorry to disappoint you, the back of your ticket states that nobody within a 50 mile radius of the game can be held accountable for anything, anywhere for 3 days before, during or after the game, it’s called the S.O.L. clause. 

That goatee dipped in honey mustard is an affront to facial hair everywhere.

OMG ARE U VICTIM BLAMING!?!?!?!?!

Hillary Swank? Really? I mean, his form wasn’t that good, but OK...

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Ugh. I respect the game, but this one just didn’t land for me.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

Oh look, we’ve finally found the proper time for people to kneel before the flag.

Christ on a bike “Professional Sports Journalist.” Who won?

+REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

If, in a signed waiver, it mentions confiscation of device, then yes.

The play was flagged, and it remains to be seen if Trevathan will be fined and/or suspended.