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“They are marvelous actors on set,” said another ESPN on-air staffer”

the ocean is fucked up

Ohhhh my god shutttuuppppp nobody cares about how big your military dick is America, not everything is about youuuuu.

Can’t wait to hear the punishment from Roger G’dell

A few days ago I mentioned I was making a poster to motivate myself to study for the bar. Well guess what?

Yeah, I know, ESPN sucks. They should, like, lay off 300 employees.

something something infinity gauntlet

Well April has 30 days and the moon is in a waxing crescent, so normally he would have 3 left but last year was a leap year so it rounds up to 4.

So that’s three titles. How many more before he has them all? Six? Twelve? Forty-five?

Bernie Sanders spent the Democratic primary railing against Clinton as someone who wasn’t progressive enough (how many times did I have to hear him bitch about the importance of $15 min wage vs. $12?), sold Jon Orsoff down the river as someone who wasn’t a true “progressive”, but now suddenly he and his base are

Always easy to tell who didn’t read the post.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

So witches float and wizards sink?

My father told me once:
“Never get a keg for a party at your house. Never.
If you’re having a big enough party for a keg, there is a good chance there will be some people there that are total jerks after they’ve had too much.
Those are likely also the people who will decide they can’t leave until they float the keg.
Get

“I know how we can handle a Presidential loose cannon! Let’s start a civil war!!” - California

“Help me!”

Well charges were never filed. End of story there right. Must be nothing at all to see. Lord knows upstanding police departments the world over have never neglected to do their job before when it came to student athletes and sexual assault. Phew, glad we can all Move on now 

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.