“Appears to have mustache, talks into head-set occasionally. Yells at underperforming people. Pumps fist when defensive stop is made. Team logo is on shirt.” — evaluation of Jeff Fisher by a hypothetical person in charge of Rams football operations.

“His shoes were tied, his pants were free of feces. Good game.”

Getting rid of the bad cheese is a fridge-cleaning, not a house-cleaning.

Personally, I think this video demonstrating the Magnus Effect is way cooler.

The Brits pronounce it “jag-you-are”

That poor kid. Not only is he a Wizard fan, but his mom is giving someone a very unenthusiatic handjob right behind his back.

72 million.

Fitting that a team best known for shitting itself has the team name running down its leg.

Petition the MLB to change RBI to “right ball injury”, and order will be restored.

It’s called gambling.

to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

An artist’s rendition:

It was then the players learned Butler had dyslexia.

Not sure if this was part of the original script for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

“Welcome to my nightmare...”