Baseball died in 94

I'd cry too if I got to see Giselle naked every night

Americans follow sports like this.....

Hockey DUAN

Got Dings?

You know what they say, money can't buy fashionable ties

Lebron James continues his quest to be associated with overrated teams

These are real names? Lordy lordy lord....

This bozo makes us all look bad

Wait...kids in the States don't get their own personal Johnny Five at birth?

Everyone should know who PK Subban is

That Yankees guy looks like the main actor in Community and The Soup, whatever his name is

Maybe a step in the right direction would be including slightly more Hockey coverage on Deadspin? I think many people would welcome the addition of Hockey being covered as extensively as Basketball, Baseball and Football are over here.

What is this? Outdoor indoor soccer?

The Japanessi

If he can change, and she can change.....then everybody can change

Zidane also tripped on Materazzi's head, and consequently, outside of world cup glory

can someone destroy their stadium so we can get the team back in Montreal. At least the Expos were a fun team to follow, and not comically inept

Except Pittsburgh and Montreal

Meanwhile, Aaron Carter still lives in his brother Nick's shadow