Miami prostitutes tried a similar tactic: you paid for crabs in order to see the Heat play

Jose sent his twin brother instead of his publicist

damn, if 5'11'' is short, I'm REALLY short

Lehner? I hardly defended her!

To show a token of my appreciation, maybe I can show him how to throw a proper knuckle sandwich

There's an executive committee for the Fiesta Bowl? How does one get a gig like "President of College Bowl"?

That guy is just a big DDP fan

My answer is always the expos

Childhood DUAN:

Messi is overrated. Now Balotelli, that's a kid that's gonna turn heads. Once we teach him how to properly put on a practice bib and lobotomize the part of his brain that is crazy, he's going to eat Messi for breakfast, brunch, dinner and lunch

Messi is overrated. Now Balotelli, that's a kid that's gonna turn heads. Once we teach him how to properly put on a practice bib and lobotomize the part of his brain that is crazy, he's going to eat Messi for breakfast, brunch, dinner and lunch

Italy is also undefeated

I will not rejoice, because I happened to catch them in my pool and I was all smug thinking I had a good shot at winning the whole thing, and now I'm left with no one after BYU (my other team) shit the bed on the same night

This is the most disgusting thing I've seen all week

I think Bosh should have just stayed a big fish in the small Toronto pond instead of trying to swim with the sharks. He can't handle it man...

And yet where are the Expos? Where are the expos....

amen buddy

There's nothing more ridiculous than a bunch of (relatively) poor losers, that could never afford a new Ferrari for as longas they live, arguing about such stupidities. Wow, this journalist got praise from a writer? Well Ferrari just earned more money through sales in the time in took me to write this message than…