what saddens me more than anything is that all of the medals, trophies and plaques I've won in my "career" were destroyed in a fire. I couldn't end my life like him even if I wanted to. Not that I would ever kill myself, but still...

It's the "Fuck Western Canada Teams making the playoffs" forcefield

Nothing beats squeak getting sent into a "Soiled Undies" chute

He should go on that morning yoga tv show with the hot milfs that have perfect bodies, wear nothing but spandex and constantly do ass exercises

Wait, are they talking only about endzones, or the entire field? Seems weird that they would do this, I think it's visually pleasing to have the endzone a different coloured turf than the rest of the field.

Man, NBA players are the biggest (pun intended) pussies in the world. Crying over a little cut? Leaving the game because you have a bruised hip? That's weak man

Man, NBA players are the biggest (pun intended) pussies in the world. Crying over a little cut? Leaving the game because you have a bruised hip? That's weak man

One might say that the fan was upton o'good

One might say that the fan was upton o'good

He must have a foot like a traction engine

He must have a foot like a traction engine

He must have a foot like a traction engine

still, you know the saying: great minds think alike

well it didn't show up in my comment feed. Don't hate the poster, hate the (commenting) system

It could have been worst. The soft crust ending her chance at the title could have been caused by a yeast infection

Man, Boston U sucked the big one. I saw them miss 4 baskets in a row, left the room for like 10 minutes, and when I came back they had the same score....

Our definition of attractive must vary by quite a large margin. She looks as lifeless as that ugly model in the Pre ads

Don't you know, today is opposite day

Man City lost yesterday.....Barry, that's two articles you write that piss me off. Shape up man, you hold the deadspin power, use it wisely!

Twas a beauty, wasn't she?