They spent all their uniform budget on the half-time show speech by Bristol Palin concerning abstinence

You're mistaken, the Isles signed a rock to a 15 year contract. Unfortunately, it was the most fragile rock in the history of rocks

Oh yeah? Well I look good in a suit

What kind of loser nerd needs to play on an airplane for more than 5 hours straight. And even then, your battery life is pure speculation since we don't know how long the battery will actually last. Do you have any other imaginary problems you want Sony to address? Maybe you can ask them why their systems haven't…

Seriously, no mention of probably the greatest Hockey game of the season between Montreal and Boston? There was like 190 penalty minutes, a goalie fight and the score was 8-6!!!

What a chump, I paid more for a single ticket to see Italy play France at the 2008 Euros, and that was just a group stage game. Not to mention the fact that I'm not the owner of a huge corporation

No, I was trying to be humorous..... I thought people would catch on when I said "hundreds of millions" of fans refused to watch it

Man, I walk around my city (a city notorious for having attractive women prowling about) and see girls much younger than 17 that look like they are in their twenties. I'm talking voluptuous, fully developed girls and the legal drinking age is 18 so they can even go out drinking more easily. Sure they might not be as…

Are you kidding me? The Danny Heatly/Dan Snyder incident is what single-handedly killed the NHL's shot at "The Big 3". Hundreds of Millions refused to support the league after the incident, forcing the NHL into signing a deal with Versus

It's ok Cleveland, I'm sure Toronto will take your crown soon enough

That happened to a girl I know, but she's a huge bitch and thinks it's everyone else's fault but hers

Never trust a Dutch soccer team when they claim they can redesign a site

Lawyer DUAN

"The NHL Twitter feed had no comment"

The half-time show was horrible. The dancers on stage had no rhythm, the ones on the ground seemed like they were just put there randomly to put on a light show, the Black Eyed Peas sounded like shit, and their mic feed was pumped way too loud onto the television. The additions of slash and usher were completely…

Man, I was hoping every site on gawker but Deadspin would change after struggling through Jalopnik's redesign. I know I'll eventually get used to it and probably like it, but I would have preferred not to. Redesigns rarely turn out better than the original....

I'm the self proclaimed hottest male hockey fan in Italy

Yeah, I'm the unreasonable one when a guy writes en entire article sperging over one word and criticizing the business sense of a man that's a million times more successful than he is.

Ohhh poor baby, Mr Justin Hyde. I'm so sorry a foreign man, probably not well versed in the english language (certainly not as much as a native english speaker) used a word that you found offensive even though he probably wasn't aware of its negative connotation. This whole article comes off as you being a little…

Damn, only 2 999 800$ to go before I can afford to air my sock puppet commercial