I'm looking for a eyebrow deal. My eyebrows are perfect and deserve to be exposed for the world to see, damnit!

@JohnDoe: I think what he got is more attractive than any tail available in England

@MattinglysSideburns: he got one too many atomic elbows to the skull

@JoetheArachnid: No, your blog provided me with enough cannon fodder to make an accurate assessment of the filthy things you're likely to do with your handhelds. I mean, it's public info that you ought to watch, read, listen to and play (RIGHT NOW, mind you) various Manga and Anime related material.

The funny thing is: it doesn't even have enough meat to be considered "meat filling" hahaha

Great, if only mine wasn't STUCK IN THE FUCKING MAIL, GO TO HELL UPS

@JoetheArachnid: oh wait, a grown man that likes anime. That explains where your nintendo rage comes from. Enjoy your sex simulators on the 3ds, weirdo

@JoetheArachnid: Are you being dense on purpose, or are you just retarded? People love the ipod touch because it has more real life uses than a handheld console, while still being quite usable as a gaming device. An ipod touch will do browsing, music, videos and have more useful apps than any handheld gaming device,…

An all texas superbowl? Thy will be done

No string's attached

@Phintastic: Heart - 1 (Dion Phaneuf after Avery claimed he was enjoying his sloppy seconds)

How come feelings didn't make the cut?

@UkraineNotWeak: Any time he manages to make a sale, he'd under throw the keys to the new buyer and they would land 3 feet in front of them, forever ruining any sense of joy they might have gotten from purchasing a new vehicle

Does the dealership sell cars that refuse to start any time they get a scratch on the paint?

He must have a foot like a traction engine

He couldn't stop the knee bleed

What, you mean they aren't looking at Cruella Deville next to her?

The Canadien is pretty badass. Apparently, he has everyone else's powers too.

@agent010: I'm convinced I flew over that with a plane once. Where exactly is it?

This is an example of why Wrestling sucks these days: you can't script a Macho Man interview, and I wouldn't have it any other way