"you dirt! You are dirt! What a dirtbag!"

God I could have killed this guy in 2002. I still remember watching this live at my house in Italy. Not only did he give a bogus red card and failed to give Italy a PK, he also called off legit Italy goals. It was a pure screw job. I hope he rots in hell

The best Mourinho celebration was Inter vs Barca last year, I hate Inter and it gave me goosebumps

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: amen

Union players will be grabbing opposing player's asses in the box and acting like it's no big deal

I think the Cavs getting destroyed proves that there IS a God

That's the saddest thing I've ever heard in my life? They have nothing else in their stupid ugly towns? The CFL has a better celebration than that

@sarrible: It would be the greatest show of all time

That's a car that doesn't look good in matte

I think I speak for everyone when I say: that's it?!?!?!

@marigi: Posso venire a casa tua per ascoltare un po' di musica la prossima volta che sono in Italia :D

@Rozelle’s Bagman: as does Montreal, avatar buddy

I thought the proper way to go about things was to beat up the escort and get your "fixer" to dump the body somewhere with drugs in her system.

Makes my organizing of Coolios latest birthday party look like childs play

"Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?"

This is a really great series, I'm impressed so far. I'm glad you're enjoying it, Hockey doesn't seem to get much love on Deadspin, it only appears to get coverage when something bad happens. Hopefully this series is a step in the right direction to change that

I'm sure he likes to drizzle some personal matter all over his wife's feet

Jesus, I'm Muggsy Boguesque and I'd do a better job than that!

Balotelli will be there by the end of the season, mark my words

Christmas Vacation NEVER gets old