@ClueHeywood: the day I had half a box of krispy kreme donuts changed my metabolism forever

I think the last puck he got in the face totally fucked everything up for him. It was a bad injury

They want me, they really want me!

The King of Nerds atop his throne

Overhead in Britain:

Aware that the cameras would be around, Boudreau spent all night preparing his speech

He asked her "what's going on in the kitchen?"

"What did you get for Christmas orphan Tom?"

In case you aren't aware, Polish people don't have much to be proud of. They take whatever they can get whenever an opportunity arises

But are they informers?

I'd rather live in a dumpster in Montreal than that house in Newfoundland

I love that Beavis and Butthead clip

This should be really fun. Got it set on the pvr, will watch in the morrow

Man I hate Christiano Ronaldo just as much as next guy, but Sara Carbonero looks like some kind of trout or halibut in that picture.

Don't worry ma'am, we might be stuck in the wilderness, but my trusty wristwatch will.......aww geez, I got some water on it :(

a shame he couldn't just weave out of the way

ahhh, the quibbles of small town america

"Perfect" cottage cheese legs and saggy white ass in the bottom right corner

"ban on slots in the rear"

man, that chick is horribly dressed