awww, they look so jolly

So you're telling me a high profile woman lied for monetary gain? Stop the presses.......

I for one hope they continue promoting the aryan race, mainly because they look like they might have matured into pretty girls and being blonde haired/blue eyed myself, it would eliminate a huge chunk of my competition.....

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for that damn SUV"

Maybe in the future, Brett will be payed to "show" rather than to speak

Greatest headline ever

Kovalchuck is just hoping to irreparably break his hand so he can sit out the rest of his 15 year, 100 million dollar contract....

That's one year for every 2 millimeter on his dick

Am I seriously the first guy that's gonna comment about that girl's perfect rack?

Joffrey would like to make a pass at those saucers sticking out of the shirt

Harry Potter suited up for Barca?

@Steve U: I hear they work as a team. The accomplices accuse the women of being offside, and the ref sweeps in like a white knight to defend them

@Civil Negligence: yeah, because Serie A is a much better league and they deserve better than to be surrounded by ugly british women and annoying british guys that couldn't win a world cup if you fixed it for them

@UweBollocks: don't worry, things will be looking up tomorrow