It's time to take his talk to Japan where the REAL challengers are. The great japanese beetle might show him a thing or two about slams

I wonder how long it took Brett to notice the five-head? He's usually so good under pressure! I guess his game really has been getting worse with age, he used to be much better at picking out the proper receivers for his balls....

Good for him, the only guy on that team I want to win after suffering in Toronto for so long.

I visited South Africa during the world cup, and somehow a gated community got ahold of my e-mail and keep e-mailing me about their owners meetings and other petty every day problems such as awning requirements. For some reason I can't get them to stop e-mailing me AND IT MAKES ME SO MAD

@Blueberry26: I guess in certain instances it can have artistic merit, and this could probably be the most legitimate one, but I'm still a bit put off. I have plenty of male role models in the wide world of sports, but art aside, it doesn't mean I want to see them naked

@Blueberry26: I just don't like it when female sports athletes that are, let's be honest and call a spade a spade here, of average physical appearance get shoved down our throats in countless half naked photo shoots. I mean Danica Patrick, really? If these athletes want to be taken as seriously as male athletes, they…

@Natzzzzzz: The expos don't even exist anymore and I still wouldn't root for the Braves. Fuck them and their peachtree tv they call home

@Zaphod_Has_a_Heart_of_gold: Italians are known to like a little more junk in the trunk....but not TOO much

This looks pretty cool

Now we have an easier way to brand nerds from afar

ahhh female athletes. Not pretty enough to be a conventional model and thus more than eager to pose naked for a sports rag......

I thought a Philly was a type of horse. Boy is my face red

My God, I knew Pirlo scored but I never bothered to go looking for the goal. Thanks for that, it was a thing of beauty

The last time I saw anyone bathe in soup, it involved a nerdy dad accidentally shrinking his kids

yay, I can work for them! Suck on that "darkies"

Greatest Tucker moment

Remember when Martinez won a Cy Young with the Expos? Because I sure do

That image reminds me of the last time I went to see the Expos

well, considering his aspirations of ever winning something with England crumbled into a pile of dust ages ago, it seems like his body is just now starting to catch up to such massive failure

As if playing for Toronto wasn't punishment enough...