@pootnah: Sassy ike a fox

yeah right, you know damn well she ended up sucking his dick. You're really gonna believe her story? She's just trying to make you feel better bro

It reminds of this sound, I could listen to it over and over and over

So when are the Vikings gonna make their comeback?

ohhhh, interception

@MopUpReliever: Not if you've got the physique of a God, or at least a nice Roman statue. It's a very a propos thing to talk about in such circumstances.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: she's not THAT attractive, she has a little Meg Griffin thing going on in her eye/nose area

The pressure of being a Gillette spokesperson with a squeaky clean record finally caught up to him, he needed to say something bad......bad to the bone

@ScientificMapp: Oh I'll bother responding. Also I don't take regular beatdowns anywhere, not only did I win that "battle", it's the only thread where there have been any "complaints" about my posting. Though the people complaining just happen to be losers that get their panties in a bunch over nothing. I guess you…

She has a face only a faggot could love

pretty sexy stuff I must say

Ok guys, this is lesson #1 on how to get your dick cleaned. Candy the cheerleader has offered to be our volunteer. So watch as I insert my penis into Candy's mouth, and proceed to thrust it forward and back in one swift efficient motion. Candy is doing her part by sucking any excess dirt or underwear lint off the…

I don't why that's so funny, but it just is

@Alternate:

Toasty!

The "big white girl" obsession is one I'll never understand, though I appreciate it when these guys take them off the market so to speak....

It's "shake and break", and he helped

Maybe it is football culture, or maybe it's just the british that are completely batshit insane. I follow soccer in Italy (my country) religiously, and I can't remember the last time there was a sex scandal. Corruption scandals, yeah, we have those every week. But Italian players (on average much better looking than…

Michael's revenge was paying the Phoenix Coyotes on the side to throw games while Wayne was their Coach. I think it was executed to perfection

or you could spend literally a fraction of that on a slim 360, a new gaming pc, and upgrading that gaming pc every couple of years for the next 10 years......