After exploring the one obvious crime, the fake plates, can we now discuss the other crime mentioned in this article -- Jimmy Fallon? I mean for fuck’s sake, can you laugh more forcefully and artificially at everything?

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.

I bet it will be *very* Bentley after a month or two..

Not to stereotype, but Italy is where the Mafia originated. The Mafia is known for using the trunk as an additional passenger compartment. I’m pretty sure this was a measure intended to increase the comfort and enjoyment of trunk passengers.

How are they wanted?

Jersey cowboys ride steel horses.

If you look at the Dakar .gif with all the little arrows it supports the co-driver’s story completely. They were way at the back of the pack to start with. They were not in contention for anything. All Ramilo Suarez had to do was finish stage 11 (a very difficult one that saw one of the greatest moto riders in history…

“without being able to run because at the next checkpoint I find out that I can’t run alone.”

Anyone else here have to look up who Justin Long is and what he looks like?

Good thing Im not interested then isn’t it? I detest all involved in corruption, just so happens that creepy uncle joe’s mixed up in it more than most. 

This was after I added some more stripes, decals, and my name to the door...you know, for speed.

Chevy SS. Fast, handles great and..

Marshmello’s vehicle is toast(ed).