But when you do decide to do it, take Sam’s advice and freeze some. Heck, make four times what you need and freeze most of it. It takes very little extra effort to make more and you are rewarded later with incredibly easy dinners.

You shouldn’t eat the cat either, but you know, some of us grew up with Alf.

You’ve gotten laid off, you arrive at a family event, and someone says “Oh hey! How’s the job hunt going?”

But when people ask about my mom I go into long boring detail about her health problems of the last year.

No the key is to know how to avoid being at family congregations in the first place.
My brother and I solved that by emigration, to different countries. Another relative uses her asthma for all its worth to avoid meeting family. I approve.

You never know, Formedras might live in Resolute, Canada, in which case Michigan would be the Deep South.

This is clearly fake news.
I have never gotten hot coffee on an AA flight.

When you die from jacking off to a video game some one will have to deal with it.

It’s all about the genes, not the species. Organisms die, but the genes live on. We are just the vessels the genes use for reproduction.
An individual doesn’t have to be optimal for the species, as long as it’s optimal for the individual gene. Sexual selection is a viable method for genes to propagate with a higher…

When you no longer can “contribute to society” (aka get elderly), you are planning to kill yourself? That’s literally what you just said? Holy shit, bro. You either need to get help or stop bullshitting.

I don’t hate my mother; she is nothing but history to learn from.
And she doesn’t hate me either, given that she doesn’t exist.

Perhaps then you owe them for every moment of happiness, every little thing you have enjoyed

Besides, I can almost certainly say that you asked for plenty from your parents.

because I will be shamed as a heartless, manipulative bitch while a guy is just “driven” and “leadership material.” Women who don’t embrace surface “niceness” are punished and prevented from succeeding.

Read up on Charles Darwin’s other and more suppressed great discovery: Sexual Selection.
Your strawman argument shows that you have no idea of what it is and how it works.

Pray, please tell me how you are currently contributing to others and the greater good?

Also, what if you are injured TOMORROW in a car crash and require months of physical therapy to heal. We should just let you die since you are a burden on society?

Your Dad has dementia. Someone needs to wipe his ass. What do you do?

Anytime you’ve been miffed that a barista failed to provide service with a smile

How did your father die?