A wooden (not bamboo, but real wood) board is superior for many reasons.
- It’s self-healing; entirely if endgrain, and partially if flat wood.
- It’s heavy enough not to move around on you as you use it.
- You won’t poison yourself with microscopic bits of plastic. (As the board wears, where exactly do you think all the…

A wooden (not bamboo, but real wood) board is superior for many reasons.
- It’s self-healing; entirely if endgrain,…

Get a motorbike, and it’ll be even less time. And less monthly expenses.

and, by law, must remain unduplicated for at least 30 years.

When I was young, I thought ‘Tis of Thee was another name for the country.

Most of the time, people lie for no reason. But most have enough fingerspitzengefuehl to know when not to lie, and a very few are of a honest nature.

Different types of car. An M4 is more of a speedy touring car, while a Civic Type-R is a small car to be tossed around for fun. And the cheapest M4 is also around 20% more expensive than this.

Unless he had it paid in full and had a title in hand (unlikely)

Do I have to acknowledge a colleague every time I pass by them at work?

Can I start my meal before everyone else’s plates have arrived? Yes, unless it’s a formal meal.

Entering a bus or ascending a staircase is one of the few cases where old school etiquette demands that the man boards first, primarily so there can be no doubt whether he’s looking up her skirts or not, and secondarily to offer a hand pulling her up in case of lack of railings, high heels and tight corsets makes it…

Amen to that. I’m surprised they’re allowed to write “Real Mayonnaise” on the jar when it absolutely isn’t. Yes, it’s easy to make, but it also doesn’t keep. Not that I often have leftover mayonnaise...

me questions to get you going:

But when you do decide to do it, take Sam’s advice and freeze some. Heck, make four times what you need and freeze most of it. It takes very little extra effort to make more and you are rewarded later with incredibly easy dinners.

You shouldn’t eat the cat either, but you know, some of us grew up with Alf.

You’ve gotten laid off, you arrive at a family event, and someone says “Oh hey! How’s the job hunt going?”

But when people ask about my mom I go into long boring detail about her health problems of the last year.

No the key is to know how to avoid being at family congregations in the first place.
My brother and I solved that by emigration, to different countries. Another relative uses her asthma for all its worth to avoid meeting family. I approve.

In some states, that qualifies as probable cause.

ICE has the right to detain regardless

Some have laws requiring you to have $10 or more in your pocket to walk down the street, or if you do not an officer can arrest you for ‘vagrancy’.