Robbery is not the only crime that exists. There’s breaking and entering, vandalism, etc. Your comment suggests that a person has a duty to put themselves in the mind of a theoretical criminal and go through a bunch of scenarios about what they would or would not do before calling the cops. Yet for some reason I doubt…

“I made a joke about dating, and then AMY made a joke about dating!! THEN I made a joke about boobs, and of course Amy went and made a boob-joke too! Then I did this whole bit where it would be surprising that I was being crass because I am a girl, you know? Guess what! AMY went and did that too! And Amy NEVER steals…