THIS, SO MUCH!!!

omfg, thank you!!! Not a mail-order bride country.
(It also doesn’t consider itself part of the Balkans - which, um, uphill battle on that one, Slovenia, but hey, you do you!)

>>let’s not kid ourselves, that’s what Melania is for all intents and purposes

Aieeee, no, she’s not! She is from Slovenia, which was *never* part of the USSR. It is also not a poor country, and there are no Slovenian mail-order brides. They are very strident in making sure you know they are part of “Central…

Melania is from *Slovenia.* It was never part of the Soviet Union, and it (aggressively) does not consider itself part of “Eastern Europe.” It is also not a poor country. There are no Slovenian “mail-order brides.”

ooook... I literally couldn’t have told you who Harry Styles was with a gun to my head last week (Zayn Malik I’d heard of, and 1Direction, but never any of their music). The article above made me feel vaguely positive about him, but those gifs just inspired a creepily age-inappropriate crush.

YES! RUSSIAN RED FOREVER*

*(I have never tried Ruby Woo, but any red that’s not MAC’s R.R. is a hard sell.)

YES! RUSSIAN RED FOREVER*

*(I have never tried Ruby Woo, but any red that’s not MAC’s R.R. is a hard sell.)

YES!!!!!

You have written my truth. I am still so disoriented by my ever-growing lack of distaste for her... Who am I? Who was I four years ago?

To be kind of fair, there really only *is* one university in Slovenia (though they’ve tried to split it up and make their satellite campuses universities in their own right, so technically 4, now, but likely just Univerza v Ljubljani when she spent her few months there).

All the stars for you!!!! <3

Ok, whoa - I look forward to reading your undoubtedly excellent article, but have to pause to react to the seemingly arbitrary choice of our national anthem. Firstly, if it’s gonna be Montell Jordan, why not, “This Is How We Do It?” I mean, c’mon - how thrilled would Canada be to hear they’ve “got much flavor?” Total…

omg, omg, tell me that was the grubby place with a *chain link fence* from the middle of the stage to the wall, separating the 18 (all ages?) half from the 21+ half, because I so used to go to that club! My best friend was just shy of 21, so had to stay on the other side of the fence, where she’d dance right next to…

dresses over pants just makes good sense, dammit. As long as you’re not wearing floral print denim under a silk slipdress, I see no reason to stop.

Oh, man - black tights w/black or oxblood docs & denim cut-offs or black miniskirts [which sounds sexier than it was, since the skirts were the same color as the very thick tights and not very noticeable], black bra with white v-neck t-shirt, leather jacket or trenchcoat, ftw...

The creepiest part is, despite the…

That was excellent. thanks. (cannot unread the daddy eskimo santa poem, tho...)

Damn, yes. Everyone had great things to say, above, but this comment nailed everything. Excellent point about patterns and precedent setting.

see, this is a useful comparison! I am unfamiliar with his music (as much as humanly possible), disgusted by everything I’ve read about him, but I still reject him on LOOKS ALONE. Jeff Goldblum is kind of a skeevy asshole, from what I know, but would I bone him and then regret it (or pretend to)? HELL yes. Because…

Ab-so-lute NO. The guy looks like he stopped bathing at 15, to piss off his mom, then just never bothered to get back in the habit.

Even stripped of his smarmy personality and repellent views, the amount of liquor needed to make him seem fuckable would render me completely incapable of consenting, so that’s out.

A thousand times this. I was raised strict vegetarian (no questionable soup broth, no ‘half the pizza is just cheese,’ no Oreos til the year they went kosher, etc.), and we *never* had fake meat of any kind, because it was gross - both conceptually and gastronomically.
I’m also lacto-ovo, because they’ll have to pry…

THIS! A thousand times this!!!!