If you are not hanging out or regularly communicating with these folks then why would you go to a reunion to hang out with them? No one leaves a reunion saying “YaY”

When is the last time you had fun?

Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. I’m doing a watch through for the first time and I’m at the spite store season, and after a rough start in Season 1, it has stayed good throughout.

Ah yes, Alec Berg. He’s got a good ‘John Houseman’ name. Alec Beeerg. Did you hand in your assignment, Mr. Beeeerg?

A twelfth season. Its a 22nd year 

While I’m all in favor of the Metric system for most things, and see it as an advantage, this is the one place where it fails. Everything else is based on consistency and is easy to convert, such as volume of water (or liquids in general, more or less) to dimensions. But basing C on when water freezes or boils isn’t…

The rest of the world using the metric system makes sense, no argument there. But celsius is just so damn imprecise. Besides having zero be freezing and 100 be boiling, what’s the upside? Just having a scale go from 28 being really hot to 40 being almost unlivable makes no sense.

For Celsius, I use a poem:

I think the Dodge Caliber is right up there. Horrible quality interior materials assembled with indifference, driving position like sitting in a bathtub, lackluster engine made much worse by a groaning CVT. Not really good at anything it’s supposed to do.

Then there’s the Pittsburgh toilet which is usually a toilet out in the open in a basement.

Sometimes you eat the bar...

Ah. I never found the need to heat the liquid for pickled onions. One thin-sliced red onion in a 1/2c of apple cider vinegar+1.5tsp salt+1tbsp sugar for a couple hours. Great results; no smell. Maybe that’s your hack? 

If  you are an over 50, fat bastard, then hell yes see a Doc first.  Exercise is the least of your worries.  I speak from experience. 

Nothing like pulling a long, heavy door closed while sitting in a comfortable seat.

The masculine perspective in LotR is pretty all-encompassing, it’s true. Peter Jackson even expanded Arwen’s role considerably, and she’s barely in it. She, Galadriel, and Éowyn are the only women with any particular agency or significance (unless you count Shelob.) It’s honestly pretty glaring given the immense scope…

Smoke until your pork reaches an internal temperature of at least 180℉

Yes, Tolkien wrote very few female characters.
Now tell us how racist HP Lovecraft is.  I’m sure that will be a big shocker to lots of people.

That’s not even a good offensive joke

She really wants you to know she’s edgy AF, y’all.

That’s a guy who masturbates into books, which is less creepy than what Louis CK actually does.