Seems like a good time to mention the blog-mom who got famous over the “yoga mat chemical” at Subway.  Her whole “chemicals bad” schtick was just astoundingly stupid.  Someone at one point trolled her by asking about dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) to which she went on a rant about not trusting it if you don’t know what it…

You both like pussy?

From my own experience and 2nd hand view of friends/acquaintances - “We” share way too much about our relationships with “friends”, especially if you’re under 30.

In high school, I shared too much, ended up sharing with people that knew someone who was interested with my GF at the time. We ultimately broke up and…

Isn’t “you guys” just the midwestern version of “y’all”?

Are they checking in on the anniversary of your grandparent’s death?

Lol, are you serious? The other stuff in the list was fine but this has to be satire.

I know it’s an Arby’s damnit where are the meats?!

I like being called sir though, it makes me feel like a real grownup even though I’m mostly not. 

I know how to make beer so I don’t have to keep a go bag I have a very valuable skill.

Not to mention a wider selection of meth to keep you wide awake for the next 72 hours. 

It’s not clear from the headline, but everything on the list is sold new.

You either “get” cars like this or you don’t. I was around back when these were new and I thought they were absurd. I still think they’re absurd but they represent an era of American automotive history that ought to be preserved. As long as it needs nothing more than the listed issues it’s well worth the price.

The mommy blog community should be fully ignored at all times.

“God” is in the constitution

How about the biggest one: the Civil War was about states’ rights and not slavery?

If you actually compare like for like, I think it would be very unusual for buying to NOT be cheaper than renting. It really makes no sense to me to be using a weighted average of rents of various sized apartments to compare to a house - even the smallest houses are usually bigger than a typical apartment. Though I…

I’d have more sympathy for this point if the right hadn’t spent the last year complaining about non-existent CRT teaching in elementary and high schools. 

Yeah duh. If you have a severe allergy to something, it will kill you if you eat a bunch of it. And maybe never eat pancakes, or anything else for that matter, that taste like rubbing alcohol. Rubbing alcohol is not food.

Yep and Obamacare isn’t actually called Obamacare but I seem to be the only person in the world who calls it The ACA.

For sure. My son is 6 and is going to buy his first game with his own money, and it’s this game. He loved the demo and I am glad there is a game he can play and really enjoy.

I’m okay if Kirby is relegated as Nintendo’s “kid friendly” platforming IP. As their other franchises like Mario and Yoshi become more complex, and without a dedicated handheld to push as the “console for all ages,” they need something to backfill the void. If that happens to be their cute little pink puffball, it’s…