He was my last favorite Jalopnik writer, I was sad to see him go. 

Counterpoint: I don’t hand wash anything other than pans with sponges. I don’t worry about this at all, as the heat the pans reach during use will obliterate any bacteria that may be present.

Aside from the ridiculous placement of the nav screen, these photos are a great reminder of how much better interiors are now than they were 20 years ago. 

I guess this means I can end my boycott of my wife who was born in Russia and moved to the US as a child. 

So Silicon Valley?

Holy cow, you really don’t use many dishes at all. When it was just my wife and I we ran the dishwasher every other day, so if I lived alone I’d theoretically use it every 4 days. 

I don’t know if I agree with you here. In any era of appliances there are some products that are better at their job than others. We recently replaced a 20 year old dishwasher and I think it did a better job cleaning the dishes than the brand new one does. 

My boss at my first post college job used to eat food straight out of the can in his office for lunch. He’d have something like a can of tuna, a can of peas, and a can of beans, and just eat them all unflavored, and unheated. That was actually one of his more normal behaviors. You don’t want to be like him, trust me. 

My dog has really bad anxiety issues that have only gotten worse in his senior years. Our vet prescribed him medication for when he is going to have to deal with a stressful event. For us this even includes things like taking trips; as soon as he sees me packing up the car he becomes very nervous, it seems he’s afraid…

“Did you never learn how to roll a joint, and figured it’s too late to ask now? “

I’ve learned to better accept compliments, but I also don’t think they should be given too often, especially in professional settings. There is a popular conception that millennials like to have constant feedback at work. It seems like the large corporation I work for started pushing this philosophy out to managers…

That’s good to know; I’ve been using the internet for ~25 years and I’m still not great at detecting sarcasm, especially in today’s world. 

I have lived in the Detroit area all my life. I’m just saying that I respectfully disagree with Dr Emilio Lizardo that you are missing out. While I enjoy paczkis once a year, they really aren’t that different from a somewhat more decadent jelly donut.

Is this post sarcasm? The world is a messy place, and our children live in it. We should certainly talk to our kids in an age appropriate way, and not scare them unnecessarily, but completely sheltering them from reality s not the answer.

I love mashed potatoes too much, which is why I try to limit them to 1-2 times per month. The commenting was just for fun anyway, as my family is fortunate, and we don’t have to constantly bargain shop for groceries. 

I agree that there are plenty of shows on TV today that would never have been broadcast on a major network in decades past. That said, I can’t imagine the content of a show like Married With Children flying today, specifically the blatant misogyny.

My house is not ideal for our family situation for many of the various reasons listed on this story.

“I have a friend who owned a second-generation Fusion back in college”

Oh I definitely put some hard miles on those media fleet vehicles; never in a populated area of course.