The balls are the chin of the penis.

Wedge quit on his team in the first Death Star run, which is completely unforgivable. That never would have played in a real sports town like Corellia.

Wedge Antilles was never a true franchise squadron leader. He got carried to both Death Star championships by Luke Skywalker and Lando Calrissian respectively. Nobody cares that he took down an AT-AT at the Battle of Hoth. Total fraud.

...a lifetime of discussions about whether he should be in the hall of fame for two X-wing flights in which the death star got blown up.

Bryan:

They have to be straight trolling at this point.

lol that team would still be terrible.

Fun fact: There also bite size versions called Crunky Balls.

I have garbage OCD in which I cannot tolerate carrying stray bits of refuse around for an extended period.

If I lay on the couch with the dog for two hours in the morning, I’d be covered in piss and probably feces by the time I got up.

What’s The Best Time To Wake Up?

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The Wizards are essentially a mental-health-hotline for Knicks fans...

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

So the Knicks were idiots to sign all those other old, injured players, but they’re also idiots for not signing this old, injured player?

Some of the vibe of the Knicks fans is that well, actually, this is a good move because we’re not giving out money to wackos and we’re gonna invest in the future and we’re done with shelling out money to overhyped players...

They’re like the 2015-18 Cavs except Kyrie has a few more years and knee surgeries on him, plus he’s crazy, and you’re replacing optimus prime LeBron with sub-prime mortgage Durant after the foundation collapsed. I don’t buy this coming back at 85% crap, he could really be old man game Durant when he comes back and…

should be enough to contend for a spot in the finals in the East.

LOL. As a Knicks fan, trust me when I say the only thing we feel entitled to is disappointment. 

I generally hate romcoms because they are so often beige and involve crises of stupidity where everyone acts like utter morons who forget how to ask and answer a straightforward question.