Hey now, let’s not understate the value of somewhat less numb steering, here.

I feel like discussion of “minimum wage” jobs should exclude these situations where someone raves about how they got $600 in tips per hour.

The microwave is almost always the worst way to heat anything you put inside it.  Nothing good comes out of microwaving things.

I’d just like to apologize to the Chinese for the statement by FryCookOnVenus, they were just not really educated about things about China, and didn’t really realize how we could all be harmed financially, but also primarily financially, and also mainly financially, by this.

See, taking a knee doesn’t always get you in trouble in sports as a player, a long as you’re kneeling with both of them.

As a Knick fan, that sounds like a championship season.

There are a half dozen people who work at our local Taco Bell who are more competent than Stephen Miller.

Who the hell is the dude trying to get the handcuffs on?  Seems a little weird.

If only that last moment with the police officer the woman had said “here’s your gun” as she handed him his scattered things and they helped him up, that would have been completely perfect.

There’s no pow pow in downhill racing. It’s all terrifyingly fast, hard surfaces.

If they hadn’t tripped over their own balls quite so hard with how stupidly they benched him last year, they could have started the long goodbye at that point.  Dumb dumb dumb dumb.  And now, they are dumb in another way by not being brave enough to start phasing in Jones, as if there’s some big picture they’re…

I figure that includes him beating the Patriots at least two more times, which would be a pretty impressive feat while collecting Social Security.

This.

I mean, maybe the quarterback they drafted at 6 who NO ONE thought should go that high... shouldn’t have gone that high.  Maybe he also sucks, as a QB picked in year broadly considered awful for picking quarterbacks.

One might say they “suck.”

If they hadn’t benched Manning to bring on the legendary Geno Smith era last year, he wouldn’t have been starting anymore this year.  That’s my bet.

Learning to lie about things during the concussion protocol?

It would be good to know before the next draft whether Jones is irremediable terrible or not at playing NFL football.  At least then they know whether they need to draft yet another QB.  Also, the case was made by some shouting head the other day that when you have a young, newly drafted QB you should always take as…

But he could turn out to be Barry Sanders and all we wind up with is some highlight reel in the midst of a series of 6-10 seasons. I think he’s astonishing, but the idiot prognosticators might not have been wrong about the big picture all the same.

When people said he reminded them of Barry Sanders, this wasn’t what anyone thought they meant.

He’s really fully morphed into the look of “guy who drives a fully loaded heavy duty pickup on huge rims, giant mud tires, and a 9" lift kit who never in fact goes off road with it, or has a spot of mud on it, or tows with it, or puts anything in the bed of it.”