So, they’ve made a totally loony-tunes AMG, and limited it so the top speed is LOWER than a standard AMG C-class sedan. Makes total sense.

I’m generally opposed to police brutality, but there are times where you wish they were empowered to just do some discretionary beating to get the message across.

I guess it just didn’t seem watching it like it was about appearance in an off-limits way. Eye shadow? Really? That’s somehow TOO LOW A BLOW now? Shut up Brzezinski, for all that’s holy. Also? She’s about as hard-hitting as a nerf tea set.

I just can’t believe that the nation’s favorite pathologically lying, wall-eyed redneck Goebbels got upset that someone made fun of her eye shadow.

Stupid me, I should have thought that one threw before sending it toward the kinjatcher.

I wonder, can you make the pitcher bat in the AL? Is it even possible, can you make a pitcher ALSO be the DH when they’re pitching, or is it forbidden?

How are they going to get him at-bats on days when he isn’t pitching? That’s probably the only challenge now.

They are just one of the most beautiful cars ever made, for my money... the new ones are stunning as well, but these are breathtaking.

I think I can recall one episode with a woman who had a ‘67 Mustang, and maybe one with an old Beetle, where they really did do mechanical work, the Mustang had engine work done, and a floor pan repair, and the beetle was similarly fixed. They were, though, cars that weren’t inherently pieces of garbage... it’s…

I feel like he went straight from looking like an oversized junior high school student to looking like a reasonably well preserved 85 year old guy from Queens. It’s really strange.

As Chuck Liddell said years ago when given a hypothetical about some younger fighter, and whether he would beat him: “That’s why they have weight classes.” Most cyclists are insanely light, and many aren’t very tall. I think 150-ish on the scale, or lighter. Chris Froome, who’s an all-rounder (not even an ultralight…

Serious riders are honestly safer on roads with cars that are predictable than they would be on a narrow path, with people rollerblading while holding the leashes of four different dogs at once.

Because the roads are beautiful, and they go places. And, really, every time I show up in kit to ride around a playground at speed, all the parents scowl at me. (Seriously, though? This question always drives me a bit bonkers.)

WHY THE HELL DO THEY WANT TO DO IT SO BADLY?? I mean, I’ve lived my whole honky life and never felt like I’m getting junk-sick, cold sweating while thinking about wanting to scream out racial epithets... what is the goddamned appeal, really? Maybe it’s just the definitional thing about privilege... as a group of…

Is “I have two African American adopted cousins” the leveled-up version of “I have a black friend?” Man, these kids are seriously upping their denial game...

If I hear one more grumpy, thinly veiled racist complain about the fact that “rappers can say it, why can’t I? NO one should say it.” I’ll throw up. Why the hell is this so common?

This response from the coach is just more evidence of total tone-deafness. “We shouldn’t have done it.” That would be right. Saying that this way makes it sound like it’s all about the word being evil in and of itself... it’s sort of getting PART of the issue, but it’s a false wokeness. :) Your white lacrosse players…

I can’t say why, but I’ve got a feeling that Devoid Couch and Dr. Megha Panda could both be surprises, and I wouldn’t be shocked if they’re the two members of the elite 8 out of the Fruithandler Memorial Regional.

Biden grew up with a dad who was wealthy and fell on hard times. Rich kid turned poor kid in a broke mill town? You can believe he’s had to put his hands up and gave someone in his life. Rich kid who stayed rich wouldn’t have had to do that. Biden also just seems like the kind of guy who would grin when he fought, as…

As a white guy who has gone shooting with people, and knows “gun guys,” and doesn’t own any, I’ve been convinced for a long time that all of this “protection” and surrounding talk is all encoded racism. All of it. From the advent of the racist encoding of the crack epidemic until now, we’re safer than ever, and white…

Everything in Russia house was coated with Novichok.