In a regular restaurant, I’m in agreement. In a steakhouse, a good one, it’s a totally different animal. There, the meat is different, the aging is different, the preparation is different... it’s worth it for a special occasion.

Ben McAdoo looks like the one and only guy in a youtube karate demonstration video who not only can’t break the piece of wood, but starts hopping around, holding his damaged limb afterwards, and tries six times before finally giving up.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over Derek Harper.

Yeah, every time I think about whether it would be fun to learn to fly small planes...

Nope.

For me, Washington is still the biggest running sore on the face of the NFL. It’s appalling that they’ve not done anything about it. But hey, what does it matter what I think...

But yeah, you could be part of anyone’s ire about the league, who would know? You could be protesting the police brutality, or protesting the…

Why do people love the backup quarterback so much? It’s amazing... it’s stupid, and it’s amazing.

No one in the NFC East has won a Super Bowl in how long again? Other than the Giants, I think the most recent was Dallas back in 1995... that’s a pretty long time to go, and Washington (1991) and Philly (Never) are clearly worse off.

Let’s not even talk about real misery and plain old playoff droughts... but I’d say…

Even just LAST year.

Or in fact potentially this one.

As someone once put it a few seasons ago, whenever you start questioning the value of Eli Manning, you turn around and watch other teams re-lighting their respective dumpster fires at quarterback, and realize that you have it pretty good, actually.

WHY DO PEOPLE PUNCH OTHER PEOPLE IN THE HELMET? WHAT THE HELL, MAN.

Ejection, no ejection, it’s just ridiculously pointless and stupid. Does anything come out of that but confusion, ejection, and a broken hand?

Oh, I know. Yet another reason to hate spunk, really.

Which he should have, really.

I dunno. I’m just an idiot New Yorker, but I’d be happier if they let him get the starts to keep the consecutive streak alive... it seems like a fair thing, given that it’s all going to be a trash fire regardless.

Background usually makes one appreciate anything less. I’m sorry to have ruined what little pleasure it might have given with a French impressionist reference I can’t find anymore...

It was a reference to what was at one point the most expensive fine art auction ever... a reference to a “lady in green pantaloons.”

I don’t remember what exactly I found so funny about it, but something about it made me stupid laugh at the time. Repeatedly.

“Reaching the absolute highest heights of our season, where we’ll rest up and take stock, just like the Donner party. It’s all a cakewalk from here!”

I can’t get past that stupid hat with the sunglasses.

But hey, maybe this is an attempt to reach out and build bridges to female fans. Or, you know, send lifeboats to reach out to them or something.

I didn’t watch, I’ve been pretty happy skipping the season so far as a Giants fan. That score was a surprise, honestly... so, they suck. So, they tank. Fine. The worst final record is 0-16, clearly. The second worst is 7-9. It’s so pointless.

Spot on. Spunk is awful. Being scrappy is awful too.

New York sports talk radio is really amazing at the moment. I’m expecting they’ll be trying to sell Manning’s kidneys in another two weeks.

Honestly, I’d be fine with completing the disaster season fully, and just taking the pick and moving on.

What do you get if you go 7-1 the rest of the way?