I appreciate them making it clear this is a year to skip early and completely.

Fully agreed. If you’re going to lose, I’ll take 2-14 over 7-9 every day and three times on Sundays.

The thing is that if you’re mediocre for a long, long, long time without any interruptions, you turn around and find yourself in shockingly high spots on all kinds of career stats. It’ll be hard to keep him out of the hall, not least of which because he not only beat the pats, he beat them in the best year they had,…

I had a bad, bad feeling about that... it’s going to be a long year.

Right, but another Manning already showed us what a COMPLETELY broken quarterback with a neck made out of gorilla glue and placental stem cells can do if the rest of the team is good enough...

God bless New York sports fans.

Clearly a gun is more important than a GPS, maps, a compass, some form of shelter against exposure, additional water, and enough food to tide you over.

All of those are for suckers. You can obviously shoot your way out of any situation the desert might throw at you.

The reason biking with your dog is kind of iffy is that a lot of breeds will keep on trying because they think you want them to... they’ll in some cases run themselves to death, apparently. (Cool Hand Luke... maybe it was a documentary after all?)

You have to sign up for the selective service at eighteen, you can lose the right to an FHA mortgage loan, and even be locked permanently out of federal student loan programs as well. They’re not going to draft anyone, but they require everyone be in the system if they ever had to...

How does someone that stupid get that gig?

He is a flaming bag of feces on everyone’s doorstep. He’s a herpetic, oozing meatus.

Can we do it repeatedly?

What was he thinking?

It’s strange, after reading this, that the giants don’t even suck in an interesting way.

Anything bad that happens to Washington is as upsetting to me as hearing about a cross burning getting rained out.

I’m really sad to realize that I am really in far worse shape than that dude (not counting the tattoos.) I make him look like David Beckham at this point.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my Derek Harper New York Knicks jersey.

Kentavius Cantrell Pope has a shot at the names bracket, though.

It’s just good you’re not bitter about it. At all.

I’m a giants fan, and while they’re not perfect as owners, I really don’t have much to complain about over my 42 years about how they’ve been run.