The same reason you wait until you’ve agreed to pay Phil another two years of his contract... because you’re STUPID LIKE A FOX.

Okay... okay.
Great.
But if they bring back Thomas we’ve basically jumped off the Titanic and directly into the fiery heart of the sun.

I recall Chuck Liddell (after his being essentialy retired) being asked once how he’d fare against some young world-beating phenom in a lighter class, and he just waved his hand with a chuckle and said “that’s why they have weight classes.” The reporter clearly wanted him to go into how he would crush xyz younger…

Oops. Jinx. I owe you a coke. :)

Five times as many white people. Only twice as many shot by police. Someone only took the kind of math that has to do with how many shots he is under par, I guess. Them’s some relatively plainly obvious statistics.

Guns.

Race.

God.

That’s the problem with these voters. Pretending it’s about selling a vision or tuning a message is pretending that there are people who are having rational issues preventing them from voting in their own interest.

I’m as white as Marilyn Manson, and I will swear unto death by the blue bottle of coppertone 30 sport. No burns, nearly never reapplying, no chalk white layer, no glue like consistency. My kid has yet to develop additional heads or arms, and she doesn’t burn either. Throw it on fifteen minutes before you jump in the…

Replacing a switch in a ceiling fan (which includes the chain part that sticks out) is a five minute task if you have the part and power switched off.

Old, new, whatever, they all basically use the exact same switch assembly.

It’s one of two sets of screws that get removed, and there are generally two wires attached…

He’s like the “huge a-hole version” of Chauncey Gardiner.

Man, that is one hell of an impressive backdrop for his powerful man themed mall photographer photo... is that a gigantic milled steel end-of-something?

I can’t take it when I want to... we have overlaps and dependencies for coverage, and it means I kind of sneak in my days when I can instead of taking them when I need to... Either way, the issue is biggest, clearly, when they change the rules. If you’ve spent ten years gradually building up a massive reserve of…

I travel two hours each way into Manhattan, door to door. It’s mostly on the train, which is awfully scenic on the Hudson River, and people who don’t take it suggest that it must be nice to have “all that time to yourself.”

Jesus, this country is a dump.

“Pretty thin crowd for a Stanley Cup riot, Steve. And back to you in the studio.”

Yeah, but those were for the love of the game.

He didn’t commit suicide. He murdered himself for the money. I’m... wow.

Remember back when all they suggested was that Jeter had AIDS?

A simpler time.

A kla$$ier time.

So, what the hell is LeBron wearing? It looks like he’s the press secretary for a rebel guerilla army.

At that speed, even a full face motorcycle helmet is of dubious value. There isn’t much you can do in a helmet that can be of manageable weight and size to slow down your head from that kind of an impact. Even at <30, you have a solid chance (again, in a full DOT/Snell certified motorcycle helmet) of walking away…

I guess Billy Bush was too busy never working again.