Everyone I know who HAS had it has... not had good things to say. Other than natives.

I’ve always been conscious about how intense a concussion can be, or so I thought, I guess.

Other than my own giant breed dog, I think this dog is my favorite one on earth.

One of the only things we really got right with our Berner was that he never got into the habit of sleeping on the bed. The guest bed? Yeah, that happens, but our bed... nope. Not sure why, but he won’t do more than get up for a visit in the morning sometimes.

What, are you on a flip phone or something? Google it now if you want. Wonders of technology and all that.

Do you not have Google out there? Sounds tough...

There are two things about the sixers and their desperate race to fail and re-fail again:

I really hope this isn’t something I have to do daily.

Yeah, that’s about where I’m at with it, as well.

I watch this, and I’m pretty sure I’m very, very old. Because, honestly, it’s either that, or I’m right, and the world has gone mad, because this SEEMS like utter shit.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

And Guy Fieri is clearly in navy seal shape, so yes, I’m sure it would be a real bloodbath. I didn’t say he was the baddest dude, just that it’s nothing I’d suggest to the Goateed One.

I’ve heard Joe Rogan mention him being serious as a beginner at least, and that he’s committed etc. What do I know.

You do know he’s a pretty avid BJJ guy, right? I think he’d probably rip Fieri’s arm off. It’s why he wears all those Gracie hoodies randomly on shows all the time now... his wife is very into it, and he’s apparently a guy who rolls pretty consistently at this point.

Even if Darjeeling Limited didn’t suck, Moonrise Kingdom was unrelenting in its horrible, preciousness. I would eat a river of my own shit before I had to watch either of those again.

They’re all hoping for what, Reinhard Heydrich to throw his uniform cap in the ring?

The parents who buy these kinds of things are cut from the same cloth as prison guards who give nicknames to electric chairs. As has also no doubt been said, the kids CAN’T READ at an age when you’re putting them in tiny little shame chairs.

But not enough of one to avoid cheating to begin with, just enough that he rolled on a co-conspirator in enough time to keep himself out of trouble.

Welcome to Subaru headquarters, circa 2014...

He’s saying that he is, as a matter of course, now parking in two spots at all times.

I can’t...

I don’t...

Wow.