I know you’re referring to his reportedly terrible, immature, unsophisticated, poor palate, but this also reminded me of the time he completely failed at selling steaks. How TF did we elect a guy who wasn’t able to sell beef (or vodka, or football, or gambling) to Americans.

Can you imagine if everyone (or even most people) just *stopped* paying attention to him? No acknowledgement in person, no one talking about him, no one going to rallies (well his dumbfuck base would never let this one happen), no one talking about if he is lying or not...

Yeah, he would just be a shittier, incompetent Al Davis. He would be a horrible owner and the kids would start running the team while in jr high, but he would feel accepted by all the people who actually have money. After a while of that he would get bored and start a feud with Steinbrunner over a hot dog stand or…

> I want that fucker to burn. I want to see his ass in an orange jumpsuit behind bars, because that is where he belongs.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

This whole administration is like a toilet that’s hooked up directly to the ocean. A couple of times a day its going to back up unbelievably. And we are all the Sisyphean janitors cleaning in vain.  

There is no reason to assume that Donald Trump even knows the words to the national anthem. He definitely does not know the words to “God Bless America.” Because these songs are not about him

This is the finest kind, Roth. Glad you write for this website I spent far too much time on.

Trump has always hated the NFL because of the whole USFL thing years ago. He will never stop using it as his whipping boy. The fact that most of the players are black is just the icing on the cake for him.

♫ God bless America... land that I luff... dah dah dah dah, hmm hmm hmm, to the thing with the thing over there. Hmm hmm hmm hmm, hmm hmm prairies, hey Melania, is that snow? God bless America... la la la no. ♫

Well they would stand, but they’ve got bone spurs, so...you know how it is.

Let’s not forget that he refused to serve when he had the chance.

I saw somewhere that less than 10 Eagles players were going to show up. I mean, he can’t have THAT. That would just be embarrassing. So he tantrumed out of the whole thing.

You...you can’t quit! You’re fired! Yeah! Take that! I’m in charge! I’m the biggest and most important! Nobody refuses an invitation from me by god! I’ll just cancel the whole thing and make believe it’s about the flag! Yeah, see how you like that!

Jesus Christ. Every day of this administration is a migraine.

NFL Network is reporting that less than 10 players were gonna go to the White House tomorrow.

There aren’t enough jerkoff motion gifs in the world for that press release.

Deplorable really is the best word for them.

He grabbed that flag by its...um...crease?

If it did, he’s certainly been searching for them.

That’s twice this year the Eagles have stunned the patriots.