So is my gran when she’s lost her teeth and had way too much wine. Her cat is also more articulate than Trump.

The next major storm should be named Daniels. If not, we riot.

For the first time I can actually say I’m buying Penthouse for the article and be telling the truth.

I want her to win her suit, but I... really... don’t want to hear anything more about Donald Trump as a sex haver. Like, ever again.

Meanwhile, Trump will be asking his people if he can claim that money as a tax deduction.

The president of the USA is being successfully trolled by a porn star. 2018 yo.

That shirt is the crime here.

You forgot “self-prescribed sexual assailant.”

On election night, my SIL, who belongs to a fundamentalist church (so does my bro), was posting about how God wanted Trump to be elected and wasn’t it great. I was appalled. I’m still appalled.

What gets me is HOW MANY terrible, awful criminals are out there. Not terrible and awful in their ethical choices but in the execution of their mendacities. I could run circles of evil nefarious purpose around every one of these bottom shelf off-brand Froot Loops.

“I will make sure that you and I meet one day while we’re in the courthouse. And I will take you for every penny you still don’t have. And I will come after your Daily Beast and everybody else that you possibly know,” Cohen said. “So I’m warning you, tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is…

Trump has no money. He’s in debt. He keeps taking out loans from European banks to maintain the look of being rich. He takes loans from European banks because the US banks won’t talk to him since he took out too many loans and never paid them back.

Money actually CAN buy you competence. Therein lies 45's problem. He’s well known for not paying anyone who works for him. So the cheap bastard ends up with incompetent boobs who aren’t even smart enough to get their money up front.

Apparently money can’t buy you competence....

Damn, and here I was thinking that no one would be as stupid as Nixon after Watergate, recording everything criminal in the office.

Maybe because the alternative was Devin Nunes.

Didn’t he mention there’s worse things we could do? I’m sure maybe there are but couldn’t we just do none of those things because torture is nothing more than sociopathic behavior that leads to no results.

Because they had a meal together, and Haspel didn’t waterboard her even a little bit.

Starting with Bush.

Yeah, and all that torture got us jack shit as far as intelligence.