Caffeine also results in physical dependence, and there’s no rush to regulate it, even though caffeine withdrawal is the more physically severe of the two.

Any drug can result in physical addiction & I don’t think that teens should be smoking copious amounts of pot cuz it does effect your brain chemistry.

Probably 100% of heroin users drank Coca Cola in the past. Prior use doesn’t mean a linkage, unless people believe we should ban caffeine as as a gateway drug.

Virtually 100% of them started on mothers milk, therefore it’s the ultimate gateway drug.

Gateway to what? Eating Cheetos and rambling about cars that run on water?

The First Amendment was only ever intended to protect my speech and speech I agree with.

But don’t you see? Trump and LaVar Ball are both egos run rampant; both incapable of showing gratitude. They deserve each other. Preferably in a one-room sitcom that takes places in hell and is televised to no one.

I am not a religious person now, but after many years of parochial school a few lessons stuck with me. In this case, Matthew 6:2.

I once had a client that refused to publicize any of the millions they gave to charity. “If we wanted publicity for it, it wouldn’t be charity at all.”

Your first boss was clearly more qualified to be President than the current occupant of the White House.

Old lady here. When I was 22 and starting out as a manager, my first boss said to me—If you have to decide to do something, either do it because it is right or don’t do it because it is wrong. Because if you are doing it in order to be thanked, you are going to have a very fucked-up and unhappy career.

Looking at their faces together, maybe DJ and Eric would be attractive if they were women. Their faces are about the same shape. A little makeup and their eyes would really pop, just like Ivanka’s. Eric’s got the pout.

God, why? Why won’t it end? I just want one goddamn person to slap his phone out of his baby hands and tell him to knock off the bullshit. The duly elected leader of a nation is supposed to have more decorum than that. Tin-pot dictators rail against their perceived enemies all the time. Real leaders know when to shut…

Corker described the current administration as an “adult day-care center.” That’s basically what’s happening. All the adults in the room are keeping him contained until he’s either primaried in 2020, or chargers are brought forth by Mueller’s investigation.

That NYT article is great. It is amazing what parents obsess about.

Mandatory vagina-shrinking surgery on all girls everywhere.

Yeah, this is idiotic. Everyone knows you can’t get a dick-growing pill from a pediatrician. You get them from ads on PornHub.

MAKE AMERICA OVERCOMPENSATE AGAIN

What happened to the good ‘ol days where you found out your son had a small penis when he bought a sports car or giant truck?

Ok but what about measuring the dicks of other people’s kids?