Completely off topic, but I met Fabio on a plane once and he signed my Cosmo magazine (don’t hate, I was a mere slip of a girl then) with a gold Sharpie! His handler had it all ready and everything.

And even though he is “allegedly” worth $10 billion, he won’t kick in the other $400k to make the $6 million total - because he’s so giving already when it comes to charity, of course.

From what I've read of Trump's business dealings, he rarely pays up until the public and/or legal pressure becomes big enough. So why be any different when it comes to charity? He's the candidate of consistency!

“ You can’t handle the truth! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it. I’d prefer you just say thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon…

“I never claimed to be ‘John Baron.’”

“Instead of being like, ‘Thank you very much, Mr. Trump,’ or ‘Trump did a good job,’ everyone’s saying, ‘Who got it? Who got it? Who got it?’ And you make me look very bad,” Trump complained, taking on reporters in the room. “I have never received such bad publicity for doing such a good job.”

If there is any silver lining here it’s that the media seems to have finally decided to put their pants back on, wash their hands and start doing their fucking job, which is holding this assholes feet to the flames on all his obvious bullshit lies he’s been spouting off.

I think the long, long, long honeymoon Trump has had with the press may finally be coming to an end. I don’t know why they thought this would turn out to be any different from Trump University, but here we are.

On the other hand, an empty podium is vastly preferable to an actual Trump speech.

This is utterly disgusting. Both for the ad’s content and for the fact that THIS SHIT IS WORKING.

The blue dog Democrats are so egotistical and blind they would rather leave us with President Trump than do what’s right for the country.