Then you’re a shitty parent.

raise your hand if you knew raise your hand if you knew it was a black child before you even looked at the picture. Yesterday this blog was talking about the novel Beloved. That book is key to understanding how this nation has OBJECTIFIED* black bodies in such a way that police officers are infinitely more…

Look, people. I am a “tourist” (I come once a year for work for the last 10 years, stay in Queens for the food and take the subway everywhere), and I’ve got to tell you, it is really really really flipping hard to take a pee in your city. My little lady bladder does not like your NYC. I will go into this starbucks to…

Hate myself for immediately thinking it, but no flipping way Amy Schumer is the same size as me. Size 6, 5ft3in, 135lbs. Unless she’s shopping at Old Navy, which everyone knows is vanity sizing gone mad.

I cant. This is my real name. And photo. But.it.was.awful.

it’s not that he didn’t have any; it’s that you can’t even tell once you’re in action

Please, I’d never go back to a cut guy. Ever. After the first time au naturel I was like WTSF is this manna from heaven and HOW has no one told me about this? I’m dead serious.

I always tell these people, ‘sure you can be proud of YOUR HERITAGE. I’m proud that my grandmother came from Appalachia to Detroit auto factories and worked her way up.’ Nope, they don’t think past the whining.

I bill AT LEAST $55 an hour to point out typos. Jus sayin.

This was me when I had babies or toddlers with me. Complete freaking brain moosh compounded by distracting, needy children. Walked out of target holding a book under my arm. Oh, and toddlers steal btw. My toddlers made off with random balls and a stuffed animal here and there, right through the checkout...

All I’m saying is that in Dubai, the female only lines were ALWAYS shorter. The female only day/part of the beach was ALWAYS nicer. The female only cabs were MUCH more available. That’s all I’m saying. Not support, just an observation, ladies.

Ya know, my 16 year old and her social circle, guys and girls, are super super just “whatever” about menstruation. So different from the 90s. Good progress, glad to see it.

Dude. Price gouging?

So, the rental fee you see listed is if you’re NOT in Unlimited program. Like you can just rent that one piece for that one price for a limited time.

don’t you only get a max of three pieces at a time? it’s not really “unlimited”—

“Users can choose as few as three items at a time and keep them “as long as you want” with no limit on the number many pieces one can have.”

My 16 year old was looking at some of those NC colleges. Not anymore.

Saw the video, wanted to comment there but was in a hurry earlier. I was going to say WAIT...is he saying that “effective altruists”AREN’T motivated by empathy? Really? Aren’t effective altruists just empathetic people with a bit of critical thinking skills thrown in??

Ok, I know this is about child support. But I’ve been a freelance writer for over a decade and haven’t made so little since my first two years in. And I live in bumblef!ck MICHIGAN for crissakes. I’m not calling shenanigans. I’m just in awe and hoping those numbers don’t discourage anyone.

“because my GP decided that I was “prepared” to have a child.”