Gotta say, it’s the well-endowed man that’ll get those Qs going...

I know I’m the biggest witch, but I cannot cannot cannot stand the January gym people. Like, please just go away. Don’t. Don’t do it. Don’t join a gym in January with all the other Resolutioners and screw up everyone’s mojo. Wanna see if you’re serious about losing weight? Spend January with your diet, THEN go to the…

Corset type bras work for me- a C or D depending on how chunky the rest of me is- but get a good expensive one with whale boning.

yeah, you know who was probably total and completely obedient kids who never questioned anything? The SS.

I’ve been fostering my kids’ defiance for 15 and 12 years, so far, so good. My older, a girl, is confident in what she wants and how she wants to be treated. She doesn’t put up with girl sh!t and I have no worries about her with stranger danger, etc. She’s a fireball. My son is smarter than average as far as thinking…

And here’s a thing, too, in response to Aruvqan’s craptastic childhood upbringing that he is now bragging about: There are ways that we can balance NOT spoiling our kids and NOT forcing food down their gullets. Cook one dinner, vary it. If you’re stuck on getting your kid to try something, present it often— 20 times…

exactly <3

Hey you kids, get offa my LAWN!! Seriously, shut up. No one gives a FF what your parents subjected you to, and your craptastic upbringing will have zero bearing on how strangers on the internet choose to raise their kids.

As a regular visitor to nyc, I gotta give this guy props for finding his way to JFK by himself. How did that happen? Also, I guess he jumped the turnstiles, having no money?

Are you a worse mother because you spent a weekend at the spa with the girls? Are you a worse mother because you text your girlfriends about what happened on TWD? There’s plenty of room for adult relationships in one’s life, and it has zero to do with the children. In fact, taking care of oneself, in whatever way you…

HOw I feel. So much so in fact that I’d rather consider a polyamorous relationship than have my hubby go off behind my back.

Wait a second...a guy with violent tendencies also happens to be a happy gun nut? no waaaay ::shocked::

This is how rich people stay rich and why poor people stay poor. If you can afford the initial outlay of money (on products you already buy), you save in the long run (must figure in the cost of the membership, but I get mine for free). But, if you’ve got $5 to your name and NEED toilet paper, you go buy one roll at…

*no

Look, genius— I asked you about your first sentence. 75ish years—not style guide says it’s ok...Who cannot read?

Actually I’m a fact checker, too. I just logged into my CMS account, which allows access to all CMS editions since inception, and I searched the quoted CMS piece: Nothing. Is that person making up an entire paragraph? Seems implausible, but yet, I just spent 10 minutes searching CMS back and it does NOT give…

I’ve been a paid, working editor for over a decade. YoSup is lying through his teeth. WHAT style guide, YoSup? Which one are you talking? Prove it. Neither CMS or AP or Turabian or APA (the “leading” ones, as you put it) have ever in the past 75ish years said you can willy nilly use a possessive apostrophe in this…

Awww you’ve never met me :( That’s sad for u. Imma barrel o monkeys! ;)

Sorry, late to the party, but I gotta say GODDAMN I LOVE THIS GIRL

Hey, you lose a few pounds, your jeans fit better the next weekend out. . . JK