Im single cause i've seen enough dateline to know it always ends in murder.

I've been living in little apartments for the past few years. In my current one, I got so sick of always having white walls and zero personality that I painted the interior really bright colors and put a lot of effort into decorating. I know it's gonna be a hefty chunk taken out of my deposit when I leave, but I don't…

I am going to have to agree with you on this. Every time I hear people complain about how much work it takes to upkeep a house I get legitimately jealous. Like you can do whatever you want to it, and you have relative privacy!

I have a house crush on every house!

Feel that? That's the steam from my undercarriage.

...not all man holes are always covered

Oh he can't be the worst Jeopardy! contestant...

YOU BARELY KNOW HIM!!!

"Keep my man's name out ya mouth!!"

Got to 1:08 before refusing to watch it.

I get a lonely depressed vibe off Rhianna.

How could you leave this man off your list!

I think you forgot someone.

mandy patinkin

It's hilarious how he can't control his butt. No worries, silly rabbit, everyone reacts that way to early jazz.

He was terrific in Liar Liar. When he's doing the "claw" routine with the kid and failing miserably? Not every actor could fail right in that scene.

That is hands-down the best name for a son ever! He is sure to be brave and dashing.