Caviar and Chitlins is a fantastic album name.

I love it. I'm a grown, childless man and my wife and I go there as much as we can. I don't mind how dorky my friends think it is, because it makes me happy. And, goddamn it, we deserve to be happy once in awhile.

God, I would kill to hear how Mattis speaks about Trump in private - to his wife and close friends.

Mattis is really the only sane, competent person left, isn't he?

Welp, he fired his chief of staff.

I'm pretty sure I have the shadiest, seediest Waffle House in the country near me, next to the Allentown, Pennsylvania Airport.

She fucking should be! She wasn't interested in the premise despite me assuring her that it transcends it.

I hit a pivotal moment last night.

I believe Rogen punctuates every sentence with "HUTHUTHUTHUT."

He's goes to pretty amazing lengths to survive as long as he does, especially as a regular dude against some really terrifying adversaries.

I'd love for him to go back to working at the convenience store and have him be the witness to what the crack epidemic is doing to his neighborhood.

Trumpists being ignorant scum bigots isn't imaginary.

A republican school board member, in fact.

Can you imagine how surreal it is to find yourself in the situation that you are being fucked by Kid Rock only to look over and see Scott Stapp banging some chick a few feet to your right?

This is so fucking stupid. Just transparently fucking dumb and pandering. Even if it was 100% genuine, who gives a shit? It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't exonerate Trumpists from their collective crimes or the moral hollowness of their ideals.

Hell, I'm an alcoholic. They were lobotomizing and institutionalizing us until the fucking 60s and 70s. I'd never compare our plight, which is a mental illness, against oppressed groups, but all ignorance, bigotry, racism, oppression, whatever has been rationalized as "helping" some group that is somehow unable to…

I think the most infuriating thing I've been experiencing in regards to the ban, online and in real life, is Trumpists pretending to take the compassionate angle. "Being Trans is a severe mental illness! They self mutilate and commit suicide at alarming rates! We need to get them the help they so desperately need, not…

A local politician here said that "He and his friends would support Trump if he treated the media like Putin does. They would even be happy to help."

My youngish women coworkers use "female" a lot. Like, when referring to other women. ie. 'You see those females in the bar last night?" etc. I tell them it's annoying, but they tell me I'm old and corny, so whatever.

"Before These Crowded Streets" is a fucking terrible album. And one that always seemed to be in people's cars and homes when I was a teenager in the late 90s. Gah, I was conditioned by the opening chords of Rapunzel to be disgusted for 70 solid minutes.