I used to like tequila flights and samplings. It's something where I was actually able to taste the subtle differences, where I usually struggle with that for things like whisky.

Franklin is really, really dumb. Holy shit.

This looks so fuckin' stupid and I am definitely going to watch it. And probably enjoy it.

Jesus fucking Christ, someone could use that video to interrogate me if they wanted to. Gah, I hate the sound of his fucking voice.

Yo, is there no "reasonable discussions" today?

This movie kicked ass. I think it might be my favorite Marvel movie, for realsies.

Yea, it was a good gag to have him running.

Oh, Krokodil is very real. It's just that this isn't Siberia and people don't need to sit next to their electric hotplates cooking down a specific kind of codeine pill only available in the former Soviet bloc to get an hour-long shitty high that makes your skin rot off. It seems very specific to sad people in…

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He is the most boring. None more boring.

Decent! A Stanley.

Someone threw a hammer at my house the other night. WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?

Yea, I don't recognize a naughty or prankster kermit at all.

Fuck man, I like chicken fingers! Give me some chicken fings with frank's red hot on the side!

They can have a reptilian illuminati new world order (*cough* jews *cough) hit squad take him out at the end!

I haven't. I watched most of the first season before deciding it wasn't for me.

I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS.

I have a confession, guys.

How about between Bill and the new Doctor? Or Amy Pond and the new Doctor? Or Amy, Bill AND the New Doctor?

Why does he describe everything as "beautiful?" That is not the adjective that comes to mind for me when discussing legislation or a big, dumb-ass border wall that isn't going to do a fucking thing.