The alarm on most clock radios is the worst fucking thing ever.

I had squirrels once. I spotted the holes they were getting in and out of, staked the out and then shot them when given targets of opportunity. It was effective.

Animal dance party!

I have two college degrees, extensive sales and leadership training and a decade of experience managing a division in a publishing company. The local temp. agency keeps sticking me in Amazon warehouses.

A person on my facebook friend's list - a prominent member of my community who is on the school board, the chamber of commerce and very active in local politics - posted this yesterday:

I use myfitnesspal and love it. So easy.

Why was he so mad at that poor locomotive?

Yea, I hate to be the guy who is "I AM SO METAL. BOW BEFORE ME WEAK POP FANS." If people go to shows with the expectation to not have it be a physical gauntlet like the metal and punk concerts I've been attending for decades, then they have that right. Sucks that the lady got hurt, but there is some part of me that…

We have collectively lost our fucking minds, haven't we? I mean…people are noticing that this is batshit, right? Like, not just *us* and our niche websites and echo chambers. This is fucking bonkers, man.

Awww, and you are already a pupper who needs glasses!

I hope none of these delicate Gwen Stefani fans ever find themselves at a Slayer concert. The stage banter there is usually like "please crowd surf the casualties to the edge of the circle pit for extraction. Next up? WAR ENSEMBLE! *chaos*"

I never heard them push "Hillary is a Ukrainian agent" before.

You know this is going to be the new Fox News angle.

They are going to discuss the REAL scandel. The one where the DNC ACTUALLY colludes with Ukraine in an attempt to discredit Trump as unfit for office during the campaign.

Well, it involves Clinton, of course!

It involves a former Soviet-bloc country…

Nothing is going to come of it.

I listened to Hannity on my way home from work just now. Just to see what the conservative spin is going to be, because you know those Fox News/Breitbart/Federalist/Whateverthefuck fax machines were ablaze with the party line as soon as Patrick Bateman tweeted his confession today.

Other than that, I'm a filthy Yankee through and through.

I used to camp in northern Virginia with my family a lot when I was a kid- not like, Arlington or anything like that, more Staunton and the Shenendoah Valley. One of my closest friends is from NOVA, but currently resides in Richmond.