On July 14, 2016 I went to the GI doctor because I was having pretty severe stomach pain. Somewhere in my alcoholic brain I knew that my drinking was causing it, but I assumed she would give me some anti inflammatory medication and send me home. The doc was really concerned however, being that I was so yellow I looked…

SOME…

I'm a coastal elitist who refuses to acknowledge the existence of Great Lakes Avengers, Great Lakes themselves and the entire state of Iowa.

Trump's entire "If Chelsea did this, you guys would fuckin' love it" thing about Ivanka sitting at the table at the G20 is infuriating.

I just love puppers, man.

I imagine the Robert Shaw monologue in Jaws is much, much better than the movie about the incident.

THANK GOD.

What movie did the boys watch?! (I could look it up, but I'm lazy.)

Eh, I'd hit it. I have no moral compass whatsoever though. And am probably crazy.

Meh, Tomi is pro choice. That's a prerequisite for a trip to the bone zone with Pa Noire!

I want a leftist candidate who is a little, for lack of a better word, "meaner." But, Trump's complete inability to even remotely make sense wouldn't have played as well with the dems. We would have eaten our own, as usual, if we ran someone that ineloquent.

They can't see the objective truth of his cowardice. Like everything with this campaign, they only see the narrative they built together. This fucking fantasy land.

Reagan was also a bumbling, naive fucking moron who hastened the decline of political language to nothing by empty slogans and tribal dog whistles.

I wonder where the President of the United States would score illicit drugs. I think Trump is probably on some kind of prescription uppers - so, obviously from a doctor. But, if I'm hypothetical President and I want an eighth of weed or a gram of coke, where do I go? Would it be okay to have some kind of official…

I don't understand why men don't just go bald gracefully. I'd just shave it off, who fucking cares? Especially once you are 70 years old? Does he think he gains any power and influence because of his striking good looks?

CHELSEA FOR PRES!

Exhibit A: http://img.wennermedia.com/…

They had sawed-off pool cues to use as bludgeons against the crowd in case they got "out of control," also motorcycle chains and padlocks wrapped in bandanas to use as saps.

The kinjapocalypse looms on the horizon like a great asteroid hurtling towards the AVC commenting community like a terrible hammer of the Gods. Our moral center has fallen apart and we are rioting in the digital streets! With snark! NOTHING IS SACRED BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS.

You gotta give it to those bikers, they have moxie when it comes to killin'!