Guys, ladies. It's your old pal Noire over here. Now, you know me…for what? Five, ten years on the AVC? You know I have my lefty bonafides. I hate Trump, dudes. So, don't take this as me defending him.

My wife is a pathologist who works with pre-k kids who have cognative and developmental issues. In private, she has a lot of opinions on the Trumpster.

Sounds like something a pinko would say…

This may come as a shock, but our President doesn't understand punctuation. Or how to speak or write coherently.

He does look freakishly old for only being 43 or whatever.

Yea, I wish I could have appreciated having a decent, fit body but my young brain was too busy being awkward and nerdy. Now I'm out of shape and my brain is far less goofy when confronted with the ladiez. I wish I could merge those two things together somehow.

Tremors is such an entertaining movie and way, way better than it has any right to be. Probably my favorite "Early-90s, constantly-on-USA-network" movies. Which was a very specific genre that I can't seem to come up with a description for. I know it when I see it. The Guyver is another tentpole of the genre.

Yo, have you ever seen pictures of Jones when he was a younger man? I don't like the guy, but he was jacked when he was my age.

He was fine on 30 Rock and he has been damn good in a quite a few movies of varying types. Trump is just such a living caricature of a person. Seeing an actor take Trump's already exaggerated mannerisms and crank them up to 11 is, kind of, unbearable. To me, at least.

I have a feeling we will be battling warlords faithful to Trump for the last of the potable water in the radiated wastes of the new world for at least a few decades after his first term.

That's an awesome story!

I thought she was great in the Evil Dead remake.

Baldwin's Trump is way, way too cringe worthy to be a recurring character. It worked well once or twice, but that was more than enough for me. Someone like McKinnon has enough charisma (and talent) to pull off Jeff Sessions without making me change the channel in disgust when she is in a skit. McCarthy has replay…

Exactly this. Spineless fucks selling their souls for access. The fact is, a lot of people who ascend to the top in mass "news" media just want to be celebrities. They were the pretty people in your broadcast journalism classes that "don't read much" and swoon when they get near power.

Jane Levy has fuckin' horror chops, son. And Spacek? C'mon.

I'm pretty sure my nana gave this dood money. He had a gift shop or some kinda weird polka themed jawn next to an apartment building she owned.

This movie looks like total garbage, right? I worry that I'm just being a grumpy dick about it, but it looks like an Underworld/resident evil-type trash heap of gun fu and nonsense.

Fuck! I cannot believe someone beat me to this. We are too nerdy, guys.

I actually did watch Predator. It was on IFC yesterday morning.

The only "relationship" I had to Harry Potter, for the longest time, was going on a date to see the second film at my date's request. She loved it, of course, having grown up reading the novels. I thought it was a boring slog.