See, now I feel like a jerk.

Good. Baseball is great.

Flogging Molly, Drunken Lullabies

Making a steak-ums cheesesteak with peps, onion and american cheese. I like wit whiz, but wife only eats wit out.

I get what you're saying (alcoholic in recovery here). But, by all of the accounts I've read, she was completely limp. Like, he kept letting her head dip under the water and was fighting to keep her from drowning while engaged in intercourse. Then he dragged her out of the pool, totally limp and unconscious, and…

I was watching a documentary once and a billboard in apartheid South Africa (I think) was shown with the words "Remember! Rape is illegal."

I'm pretty sure eating large quantities of inedible objects is a legitimate mental disorder.

I read an article about this from some British newspaper that started with something like: "Olympios, a reality show star known for showing others her breasts unprovoked, is now making unproven claims that she was sexually assaulted."

Members of the crew stood by and watched a fucking rape.

Woooo! Can't go wrong with more Chastain!

It would be awesome if they aired a new midnight movie every week.

Grindhouse only works in a very specific way for me, and that is when it isn't ridiculously self aware.

I'm way heavier than I was a year ago, but also way healthier. Skinniness does not always equal health!

I can't fucking believe that the President of the United States is blocking citizens on Twitter. It's just goddamn unreal. This will never feel normal.

How fucking hard is it not to rape people?

Because in an uber you usually don't end up sitting in unidentified body fluids while your driver angrily screams at someone in Russian on his cell phone while tearing down narrow city alleys at 60mph?

Yo, what's up with that neck tho?

Oh bones.

How do Sandy Hook truthers not have literally everyone they know grabbing them by the shoulders, violently shaking them and going "Jesus Christ, they were murdered kids! What the living fuck is wrong with you?!" Like, perpetually. Until they wise up or their brains are turned to mush by the constant shaking.

Aw yea! Platoon all day!