Well, there is fake news. The story about the pope endorsing Trump is one that had legs and got shared thousands of times and may have influenced some folk's vote. These are objectively false news stories that were often,oddly, disseminated by Russian sources to influence public opinion. Of course, there are…

Don't argue with people who think the earth is flat.

Yea, this is the kind of bartender who would get an absolutely ridiculous tip from me. Not trying to show off or anything, I'm just a rube for chicks with tats.

You think Trump is somehow similar to the average American?

Eh, hope it's decent. I could use a good Netflix crime drama to get into. I've been watching nothing but old shows on my streaming services lately.

I, at least, would have been like "What the fuck, asshole?"

He looks winded after he adjusts his jacket.

A director who made hyper masculine and violent westerns and action films.

The concept of alpha male is pretty weird (and really dumb).

It looks pretty awesome.

MRAs have to be the weakest, most pathetic demographic. Don't they pride themselves on being badass alpha males? Just the pinnacle of having a dick? Because they sure fucking whine a lot.

I think I prefer the edgy speediness of acid to the dopey warmth of mushrooms. Mostly, because the dopey warmth is literal for me and makes me feel like I pissed myself then I get the willies. Happens all the time with 'shrooms, oddly.

Watching RotJ on…ABC, I think? Whatever network had a Sunday night movie in the late 80s. I remember being blown the fuck away even as a little kid.

I guess. I had a homophobic hick friend I used to surprise kiss on the mouth whenever I had the chance. Coworkers are different though. Like, I worked in a saw mill and those guys would probably murder me if I hugged them. Bro hug was the limits of affection in the mill and that was only for when someone got…

I think I've had my most stereotypical psychedelic visuals on mushrooms. I never really see much when I take acid…things are like super technicolor bright and I'm hyper aware on acid, but I've had full-blown hallucinations on mushrooms.

I don't like mushrooms. They always make me feel like I'm leaking and all gross. That's the only way I can explain it. Cool in my brain, but physically not comfortable.

This fuck is going to be out soon. He is really setting the "I'm actually a martyr for truth!" table rapidly and desperately. His radio show is a frantic, nervous, batshit rambling attempt to secure his "legacy." He sounds like he expects someone to unplug his mic at any second.

I thought so!

I, without a doubt, would be dead in the ground of my family used the intervention method when I was at Rock bottom.

Van Morrison's Moondance.