Nothing is going to happen. Trump will be President until 2020 and we are all fucked.

How do you feel about Glenn Greenwald? Do you support a massive, unregulated surveillance state?

Voiced by Tommy Chong!

I would like to purchase all of your spec scripts.

As much as I don't want to watch "A Talking Dog!?" and feel very ashamed to admit, I feel like at some point that show is going to be on my television. I love puppers a lot, is what I'm saying. More than I love my dignity. I will babby talk to your pup in public.

I don't feel sorry for the Spiceman, but he does seem like a human.

Katy Perry is a staggeringly attractive white woman. I have a feeling her career will be okay until she becomes a decrepit old in another year or two.

Judging by her performance on her Fox show, she is going to get fucking eaten alive at pressers. Then Trump is going to cry like a bitch about it. Then they are going to cancel press conferences under the pretext that we are "mean" snowflakes.

My favorite comic book shop -one that I've been going to since I was a little kid- is in a mostly Hispanic neighborhood, which surely skews my perception. But, I always connected hip-hop culture to comics. All the older kids in there had Adidas and chains (it was the early 90s) and there was always rap playing behind…

Trump's extreme stupidity coupled with his ego is just so, so dangerous. I don't think the man has any inner life whatsoever. Even W seemed to have some kind of guiding philosophy and was pretty clearly in awe of the office. I would bet he considered history and ideals when weighing decisions, even if I personally…

Fuck giving him a "chance." Even if he turned out to be a competent and dignified President after being a shitbag, scum human for 70 years his stated goals and platform are still awful and the antithesis of what I consider to be good government. He could have walked up to the podium on inaugeration day and revealed…

OUTLANDER!

The best thing Shake Shack does is put cherry peppers on its burgers. Cherry peppers make everything awesome.

Any Nebraskan who looks at the events of 1984 and is still anti choice, as Sasse surely is, is unfit to hold office. We nearly lost Sarah Conner to a murderous child cult and these fools still won't disavow He Who Walks Behind the Rows just because a large part of their constituency bloodily worship a corn god. It is…

Not familiar with the AV Club?

WE ARE ALL GOING TO CATCH GAY!

My grandmother immigrated from Poland and didn't drive a car until she was almost 50 years old and needed it to pick me up after school because my folks were at work. A few weeks after she got her license she forgot to put it in park when we got out and it rolled down the block and smashed off one of her neighbor's…

I wouldn't mind punching them in the face while they try to recite the names of six cereal brands, though.

One thing that I know about stereotypical "manliness" is that the men I know that embody the ideal that a lot of these Fox News/Truck Ad/Tim Allen worshippers aim for don't seem to try to be "manly" nor do they discuss it. My dad is a combat veteran, a machinist who built giant drudge pumps for rivers, restores…

I saw Katy Perry play a live set between sets by Bad Religion and Flogging Molly about a decade ago. They really threw a lot of different perry personas at the wall until something stuck.