I don't know what it is going to take for the base to turn against him. The guy could pass a "murder the nearest coal miner" mandate and as long as he announced it in a hardhat his base would cheer.

You are far more optimistic than I.

What the fuck even is this anymore?

I'd pay to put you as a plant on a Steve Bannon/Duck Dynasty yacht party, IK.

Can you imagine being stuck on a boat with those assholes and their friends? I'd throw myself into the sea.

Breitbart created an alternate reality and a President who doesn't exist in any objective reality won! Thanks cultural influencers! When you tell fucking morons they are right when they are consistently wrong they really start to buy into the big lie. Now we have the biggest lie of all.

I think it would be much more effective to send really nice cakes with happy things written on them to women's shelters and minority organizations and let the trolls know you are doing it.

I'd respect it more if his culinary whims were actually good. Would I be a prick about ultra-fresh scallops? Maybe some nice foie gras? Handmade pasta? I like to think not. But, I also like to think I wouldn't be ordering my charcoal steak with ketchup (with a bowl on the side!) and a coke like I was some kind of…

Denial is so, so powerful. I did so many reckless things - drinking and driving, getting in fights, and a slew of other things that "normal" people don't even consider. I could have run over a schoolkid while I was drunk and I would have rationalized it away from having a drinking problem. It's part of the disease.

I am so fucking sold on this thing, man. I should watch it while I'm still all medicated and delirious.

Sounds amazing.

I didn't realize it was time to quit drinking until it was far too late. I was shaking and hallucinating with the DTs before I would even admit I was drinking too much (too much being more than a fifth of straight whisky a day). It destroyed everything in my life, made me act in ways far contrary to my values, hurt…

Put 'em in front of me shouting about ethnic cleansing and I'll see how the spirit moves me.

Yea, it was very painful.

I always hover over Tarzan on HBOGo. Not worth watching even for a dumb, Sunday afternoon type watch?

I think I would like to get some puppers for my pockets like in the header image. Pocket puppers.

If that person is a nazi it is okay to punch them in the fucking face. I'm just saying that OG nazis would just punch you back rather than all this "Well actually…" internet neckbeard bullshit.

I like the cut of your jib today, cit.

You might be surprised.

It's the reason the only person I can justifiably punch is an Eskimo.