Nathan Rabin's Happy Place

Some people aren't into poly. If they thought they werein a mono relationship, and had no reason to consider otherwise, I don't see why they should be expected to just be okay with their partner being with other people. I understand being GGG, but that doesn't mean that you need to be into absolutely everything.

Phantasmagoria was a better game. It had lots of boobz, which young Noire gave *three* thumbs of, ifyouknowwhatimsayin.

Eh, Cozumel is pretty cool. Lots of mosquitos if you decide to venture inland though. I paid a Mexican kid a fiver to carry a metal bucket full of dried, burning termite mounds upwind from me to keep those skeeters away. I bet I could get Biz Markie to do the same for $3.

Thanks! :-)

It's annoying that conservatives think they have a monopoly on the working class, but these jeans are fucking stupid.

You guys should check out my new media venture. It's a black splash page with white 26-pt. Font - Times New, of course - that just says: What the Fuck?!

I heard she was out stealing mopeds…

I don't know about the internet horde of alt-right folks, but the alt-right people I know IRL fuckin' love Israel and especially Bibi. Then again, the two Israelis who I have the most contact with in day to day life totally fucking love Trump. Like, just think he is awesome.

Drunkenly making out with a lady you aren't betrothed to = literally exactly the same as targeting schools and hospitals with missile strikes.

So much fun though, right? I love listening to broadcast stuff as it airs sometimes. As awesome as entertainment on demand is, it's nice to still have weird shit like Coast to Coast still freaking people out at 2 a.m. while they sit in a car in some cornfield or drive down a deserted road listening to a.m. radio.

Have you good-good people ever listened to Coast to Coast AM with George Noory? We get it from midnight until like 5 a.m. on weeknights on our local a.m. station and I find it charmingly weird and quaint in a weird way. It's good crazy-people radio and fascinating sometimes - not that I buy any of the shit they are…

I was working in media and we were in shock while it was unfolding. I can't imagine what it was like for someone with kids and not just a bunch of jaded reporters.

ALEX JONES' VIRILITY CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS!

If Jones was just an average nut in hysterics about lizard people and the illuminati he would be laughable. But, the fact that he is causing real pain for people who had their five year olds fucking brutally murdered while they sat in a kindergarten classroom makes me want to kick him in the face a while.

I'm borderline freaking out, MLA. It's too much sometimes. Like, all the feels. Freaking out in a good way, I guess.

I just stood in the walk-in freezer at work so no one could see me and sobbed because I realized that today is eight months to the day since I've been out of rehab for alcoholism. I am so fucking happy and overwhelmed to be alive and sober.

He actually has been. One had something to do with his inauguration… I forget what, and no one got it.

Stop Making Sense is perfect

Is that Rachel Bloom in the header? Holy moly.