God Bless the U.S.A. is a fucking terrible, cheesy, garbage song. It sucks. I hate that it's one of those songs that is above criticism in certain circles because of its themes.

Mike Rowe, dirty jobs guy.

Kurt Sutter sucks at everything except playing an Armenian hitman who likes feets.

Yea, I never saw her in anything that was she was particularly good in. When I learned that she got her start on Aussie soap operas I thought "Yea, that seems about right."

Blanchett's face is striking. She really does look…regal or something.

I hope they make the questions a little harder, because I'd prefer my trivia shows to be more Jeopardy than Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I watched a lot of this while my now wife was in grad school and we were living in a shitty motel room turned studio apartment. I have a lot of nostaligia for the show because it…

Thank you.

I still might have to get the "tail" of my pancreas removed because it is so damaged.

Oh yea! Cooking show? Forget it. I really like the "business flipping" ones like Kitchen Nightmares, Bar Rescue, etc. But I can get sucked into a Chopped marathon for hours.

Good work! Being a human again is fucking weird, isn't it?

I was an alcoholic/addict from my teens until my mid 20s, got sober for a few years (though I still smoked weed) and then relapsed hard for about a year and a halfish. Apparently the compound effects of all the years of abuse made the relapse even rougher on my body and quite literally nearly killed me. It took them…

Your dad is Steve Bannon?

That is annoying and especially pronounced when he does commercial bumpers for shows.

When I was literally dying from alcoholic organ failure and malnutrition I looked about 75% healthier than Steve Bannon.

I watched Flip or Flop for like four hours yesterday. This is a common activity in the Noire house, because I am becoming an old.

Kaitlen Olson is fucking hilarious. Her line delivery and, especially, her physcial comedy. Her wacking waving inflatable arm man dance makes me cry from laughing so hard when I see it.

I thought there would be more non-news/non-political people. Like, I can't stand Kelly Ripa. I saw her literally show photos of her vacation that she had on her cell phone for like 15 minutes once. What the fuck is that? Why does the audience seem to be so invested in Kelly Ripa personally? It's baffling to me.

That too!

Brian fuckin' Williams quoting Leonard Cohen lyrics because he had such a war boner while watching the tomahawk missiles launch made me want to give him a devastating stone cold stunner.

Of course he doesn't.