I like Happy Gilmore a lot. It's a serious guilty pleasure.

Holy cow, some account executive got himself or herself a big-ass bonus landing a new client. Welcome to Superhero Club! Please don't interact with those articles tho. The client checked the "no nerds bitching about this" box on the ad contract.

Kraft Mac and Cheese in a box + a few pinches of goat cheese = goddamn delicious.

Labyrinth 2: Electric Bulgealoo!

Eh, it's marketed for cats my age - mid 30s - who still remember nearly having a brain hemmorage when we opened the original Nintendo Entertainment System up on Christmas morning in 1986. I actually think that is one of my earliest memories.

You almost got a literal spit take from me.

Word up. Their music reviews are horrible. There is no way that every Mick Jagger solo album that comes out in the 2000s is a generation-defining masterpiece. Looking at you, David Fricke.

I'm livin' here in Allentown. (Pennsylvania.)

Yep. I am crying.

In the Star Wars RPG, if you try to handle a lightsaber and are not a Jedi you are pretty much definitely going to commit accidental suicide. Which is why the Finn thing tricked me. I've been playing that jawn since the 90s with my friends.

Oh my God, I love it so much.

I don't really have a choice about interacting with her - work. But, I should steer it away from politics when I can.

Hard to tell with television makeup.

Born in '92 they claim.

Yea, isn't she like 24? Out of college for two years? I was working in a shitty restaurant cleaning grease traps when I was out of college only a couple of years.

She owns a bar in Luzerne County, Pennsylvania - a county that went so hard for Trump after being blue that it is being studied by political scientists and was reported on by the national media. Her bar is basically a neo-Nazi/alt-right enclave - they love conservatism and the NY Mets and that's about it. Erin…

Two children and one grandchild. Her daughter is more radical than she is.

She has actually, and in public, condoned putting a bullet in another woman's head. During the election she said something like "Hillary should be summarily executed for treason in a time of war for what she did in Benghazi, but I'd be okay with Trump putting on a show trial before her execution to keep the peace."…

I think the comparison to religious faith is apt.

I'm getting to that point. There is no way to engage with someone who rejects the basic premises of…like, literally everything objectively true. Reality.