So in addition to the stop sign infraction the cop is on the hook for unlawful arrest and illegal imprisonment.

What if I told you that a basketball player decided to win Finals MVP with every franchise in the NBA?

I seriously doubt that. How would a domesticated ruminant animal with a thick woolly coat and curving horns even get the internet? 

By the time he comes to help the Knicks, he’ll likely be Leonard: Part 6.

I recognize that the only way I’d place second in a cycling race is if there are only two people racing, but I do not understand why so many cyclists pull a DeSean Jackson like that. I don’t even finish my McDonald’s fries without watching over my shoulder for my wife to come and steal the big ones I save for last.

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

Don’t sell yourself short, idiots are in high demand for NBA GM openings.

More than one dynasty is allowed. At this point, Jordan’s Bulls are a greater dynasty. It does not mean they are the only one.

A friend of mine told me he was happy “to see Warriors fans eat crow”.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Have you ever been seriously injured before?

During our senior banquet, my coach simply told everyone in attendance that I “never lived up to my potential”. Not a trashy comment, but it felt like a dagger in the heart.

Yeah, I am legit amazed by LeBron. I’m a touch older than him, so I was in my 20s when the “King James” issue of SI hit my mailbox. By this time, we had already lived through a string of pretenders being crowned as the “Next Jordan”, so I rolled my eyes and assumed he’d flame out soon enough.

“Listen Kyrie, I think it’s great that you’re curious about the world and learning about things outside of basketball. Here’s the thing though—there’s a lot of stuff on YouTube that’s just flat out false and conspiracy theories aren’t held to the same intellectual rigor as scientific texts...”

Lebron James, in so many ways, seems like an incredible net positive for the world.

I could never have imagined it when he was being profiled by ESPN when he was like 15 or 16 and I was watching it after school. It’s incredible.