note the blonde trainer's thong

As a doctor who works in one of the busiest ER's in the country Vibrators and Dildos are relatively common 1 or so a month these are my favorites this year are as follows

"Of course" it comes from Australia? The Pacific Northwest would like to disagree with you. 'MURICA!

This could be the reason why Australian Chainsaw Massacre was never made into a movie. It's not difficult to outrun a psychopath trying to lug around a V8 engine on a hand truck.

To the sick fucking bastard that came up with that…I salute you!!

When I was ten, I was scratching my ear with a pencil eraser, which promptly broke off and became embedded in my auditory canal. When I went to the hospital, the ER receptionist asked my mother how to spell eraser. Snotnose that I was, I aggravatedly spat the correct spelling. The receptionist looked at me and…

In lieu of flowers, please consider a donation to your local Thrift Shop.

I agree with this list, but I think Number 3 should be worded " ," rather than " ."

Perkins: "They just let anybody in the locker room?"

I like the smelly steering wheel button to the right of the shields button.

1 Playoff Win since 2004 - Dallas Cowboys
1 Playoff Win since 2004 - Jacksonville Jaguars

I agree. Just look at all those playoff wins. Tony Romo is a leader who inspires his team to greatness.

There's a difference between coming back to beat the 4-10 Raiders, Buccaneers, or Browns a dozen times, and shitting the bed EVERY DECEMBER and EVERY TIME YOU PLAY A GOOD TEAM.

So, what you're saying is Romo choked and the 'Boys defense as well? Probably should have made that clear.

ALSO THIS : Tony Romo has thrown an Int 7 times in 4th quarter/OT w/ his team tied or leading by 1 possession, nearly twice as many as any QB since '06. -Per ESPN

I see a black microphone in her future

I blame Jessica Simpson.

Ummm, no. Just no. Logic says fuck Marc Trestman for settling for a 47-yard FG with 4 minutes left in OT. On 2nd down. SECOND FUCKING DOWN. As a Bears fan, fuck this fucking guy. All the way back to Canada.

As a group, Americans are much bigger fans of gluttonous eating than social justice or self-reflection...

He thought he hit a $20,000 shot, turns out it may have been a free throw.